Garry

You don't know pain like I know pain. Toddler life ain't for the feint of heart.

Does this mean I can listen to Lost Prophets again?

Do ya think that Conor McGregor modeled his personality on Colin Farrells character in Intermission?

How to tell your partner doesn't like your cooking? Told her I was making a stew for dinner, and the bitch had the audacity to send me a TikTok recipe for stew!

So does this mean the Yanks might now look at gun control?

Yeah just realised my mistake during tonights Ep. Don't know how I made that mistake.

The guard and the screw are father and son. Fantastic! #TraitorsIreland

Not the first ever episode of the Irish Traitors featuring a distillery? 🤦‍♂️ #TraitorsIreland

Everyone of them saying they'd use the money for a gaff. Jesus Christ! #TraitorsIreland

The Taoiseach was in my office building today. Never wanted a milkshake so much in all my life.

Fiercely disappointed with the LC and JC students this year. First exam day and it's pissing rain, what the hell did they do to upset the exam/weather gods?

Just watched The Wild Robot for the first time. It fucking WRECKED me!!

When did shops start charging for paper bags?
Really not helping their cause tbh.

Lads, pay attention to your ejaculations. If left unattended it could become a toddler.
Happy Birthday Fionn.

Kids got spoiled, food was the tits, hosting is stressful.
Merry Christmas to me motherfuckers!

Come on RTE
DO IT!
#LateLateToyShow

Tell me you have a toddler without telling me that you have a toddler.

Eoin O’Broin elected with a surplus of votes, but Eoin O’Broin could still get a seat if he picks up transfers from Eoin O’Broin #GE24

It's not the despair, I can live with that. It's the hope that kills me. #GE24