They're never building that ballroom. Examples of more likely happenings: Balanced budget, Epstein accountability, affordable health care, woman president, 2026 mid-term elections, 3rd Trump term, flying cars, Mars!
The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.
The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.
A painting of a bird beside the text "i always wondered what would happen if we put a total fuckin' moron in charge"
27, watching at The Riv, partying after in the streets of Beast Lansing
Checks that calendar. What month is it? It's Daylight Izzo Time. Go Green!
I expect a bipartisan congressional vote retroactively authorizing this war with Iran in the next 2 weeks and Ghisaline Maxwell joining "Dancing With The Stars" in the next 2 years.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
My kids would be terrible at Curling. They've never used a broom before.
You spelled "ridiculed" wrong
I remember watching the Dupont sisters of the 2010 Denmark Olympic Women's Curling team. 16 years later, they're still at it, and I still have a crush.
I don't remember Xavier Booker playing for Michigan State at all.
A meme image based on the video game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. The scene shows Dracula sitting on a throne in a gothic throne room, speaking to Richter Belmont, who stands below the steps in a battle-ready pose. Overlaid dialogue text reads: Dracula: “The DOW is at 50,000! But enough talk! Have at you!”
“Die monster! You don’t belong in this world!”
Now I'll have to spend the rest of the winter playing this Seinfeld episode out in my head.
Happy Seahawks won, but "Twelves"? Not just lame, but it's a penalty, too. Shout out to the Philly False Starts. Bear fans be offside. I see my fellow "Pee Eyes" in Detroit.
K9!
V4MSU
All year long, I'm blocking, muting, and skipping ads, but I'm supposed to get excited for a Doritos commercial during a 6 hour long football game?
Jeremy Fears Jr.'s numbers tonight: 26 points (7-for-19 FG/12-for-13 FTs), 15 assists, 2 turnovers in a career-high 42:30 of court time. The Joliet, Illinois native sat for only 2:30 in MSU's OT win over his home state Illini.
I already liked Javy. Now I learn he's cool, too.
What a nightmare sequel. You wake up every morning to Groundhog Day, but it's just you. The world moves on for everyone else. It's all similar enough to be mundane, but you can't learn piano and romance Andie MacDowell.
I just noticed the executive producer credit. Appreciate this craft. It has warp capability.
Of course, Will would roll with Jolt cola.
Nick Offerman: "Abolish ICE." "Wait, wait, I worry that what you heard was 'increase oversight of ICE and rein in their excesses.' "What I said was, 'Abolish ICE.' Do you understand?"
Seen floating around the Internet:
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
Perfect day to watch my favorite Bill Murray movie.
Stripes.
Lady Gaga needs to get Mcflyed
Back 30 years to perform at the 1996 Grammys. Michael J Fox fixed things at home with a Chuck Berry cover in a high school gym. Lady Gaga would save the world with that banger.
Songs of a Lost World reminded me that I love the Cure, and I should be, and have been, wearing their records out.
They were my most played band of 2025.
Fears is a stud. I'm so proud of this Michigan State Spartans team.
#V4MSU
Abolish Ice. Trials and prosecution. Line them up alongside their President in the Hague.
They're Big10. Won't recognize or respect wins by affirmed cheaters
Big Ten Conference wins back-to-back National Championships. Congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers and Ohio State Buckeyes.
