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Almost crashed out bc someone asked me for if I’ve sent out a coupon this month. Read the room???????? Idgaf about business bitch the world????? HELLO

Anyway blah blah blah Fuck Ice, happy pride, free Palestine

The fantasy/fictional moral superiority posts on Threads needs to be studied. We also need a psychoanalysis on the people who believe them. (It’s like 80% of posts on there yall are just dumb)

Can NoDoubt tour without that lady? I would see them in a heartbeat

I just watched “The Last Showgirl” (LOVED) and Pam looks soooo much like my mom when she isn’t wearing makeup it actually tripped me out so much ??????

I don’t know anyone but a good alternative could be try and thrift some! I’ve gotten a Mason jar of old buttons before

Dog closing one eye looking like a cute dog pirate. Black and white Shih Tzu small dog, flower bandana around neck with green leaves, a white background and pink flowers. The dog has two green gems in the middle of his head.

I have a one eyed cat and Willie does this at home for attention - his groomer sent me this and called him a pirate 😭🩷 he’s so dramatic I love him so much

Idc if I’m going to poor I will never give up being an artist again. Who else will represent the community of chunky monoline doodle lovers?????

I can tell I’m on the brink of losing it because I’ve been waving at my neighbors all friendly like. Idk what the correlation is but it makes sense.

I feel bad for Typhoid Mary. I know she was like, real nasty, but… bless her heart. ❤️‍🩹

Note to self: steal brittas joke about “reverse creaming” and say you made it up ✍️

I passed on it and now I’m mad bc I didn’t take the meeting or sign the NDA and don’t know what it was really for 👺👺👺

I LOVE this movie so much.

I would be stupid not to do it but my mental state is so weak ahhhhhhhhh

I got offered a really good opportunity for a nice amount of money but the work load is a lot and I don’t know what to dooooooooooooooo

I love seeing people go through breakups (with losers) they instantly look so much hotter and happier!!!!

Chicago celebrates cultural victory with native son, Pope Leo XIV The likelihood that the newly elected pope has consumed a Chicago style hot dog is not zero. And that means something.

The likelihood that the newly elected pope has consumed a Chicago style hot dog is not zero. And that means something.

I have to be extra nice to Chad tomorrow because I’m being extra annoying today 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I hate having teeth like I get it we need them but why do they have to have nerves

I can’t stop saying “me as helly” to annoy my partner but now like I for real for real can’t stop saying it help

I hope someone is held accountable for framing karen read this case shouldn’t even be happening still

The writing on the handmaids tale this season is SO bad 😭😭😭 what is happening

Flashing lights get on my nerves now. I think that’s a mid life indicator.

The U.S. is woefully unprepared for the wave of small business failures that 100% tariffs on China will bring if they last more than a month or two

About to ask a TikTok tarot reader what to do about my business I’m scared and probably totally screwed

Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up

Photo of Karoline Leavitt

KKKaroline at the next press conference.

I wonder what social media video clips of me they would use if I ended up on a murder show one day (victim)

Why aren’t all the MAGA bros, and families for that matter, trading in their cars and trucks for Teslas?? Is that the line??

The Gene Hackman situation is so sad