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bizarre Head Tunes occurring today. a mashup of Miku by Anamanaguchi and I Come From the Mountain by Thee Oh Sees

hornyposting with the focus and intensity of a laser that can be seen from space

like something broke in my brain im ngl,,,

need a girl who looks at me with pure terror after saying nothing and pinning her down rn

hope you all are Thinking Miku today

fat girl fall? good, on top of me I hope.

watching Twins to drown out the sad 808 sub in my brain

im like the Alvin Chipmunk but Simon Theodore 😎

well well well, if it isn’t the Penis Brigade

(at a coffee shop called Flicking the Bean) hello what can I get you today

i wonder who the guy was that discovered cows made cereal sauce? were they eating dry cereal before that

ernest goes to hell

[SNOW MIKU 2022]君色マリンスノウ / カルロス袴田(サイゼP) feat. 初音ミク YouTube video by Hatsune Miku

getting intergalactic dome rn

letting my nuts hang (leaving a post with a typo up)

scribbley angry line drawing of a angry guy saying fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. have you guys seen this before I just found it

fuuuuuck I cannot handle another exorcism this year this year

wow, cool gif! ! Doctor Doom is a character in fantastic four

acquiring a clicker to complete my Domme Pieces of Exodia

he pocket-dialed me with a divine message and I overheard him saying “fill that bitch’s mouth with all the fire ants you can make guy” to the guy who makes fire ants to put in mouths

real estate legs

God has Found Me and put fire ants in my mouth olease send help

bad news. the fire ants have figured out how to activate brain cells and they made me do the Peewee dance in front of my work associates

AAAAAAUUUUGGGAAGAGAGAGAHUUUUUUUUUUU YEOW

oh it kinda tickles

live tweeting sticking my toes in fire ants!!! So excited for this one guys

just came back to say my bones sound like soup

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all you had to do was nothing and you could have had everything you wanted

real talk though im really sad that i had to end a more-than-friendship recently and i miss them like crazy. Like didn’t think I possessed those emotions anymore and i guess it was nice to be reminded that they’re there.

“babe, you think im manic? I am in Control” I say as I place an order for 15 jumbo gummy bears from underneath the blanket while stressfully glancing at the 15 empty seats around the dinner table

flag at half mast? more like my Penis (i only cum once a month and am desperate for affection)