comrade ken you will always be famous

YOGURT AND PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!

i love it when i figure out what i want to eat for dinner

based

i’m seated kinda

i hate when my mom gives me an almond mom recipe and it’s actually good

vegan cheese has the consistency of boogers but i sorta don’t mind it

it’s the shit not the fart

need garlic bread and a lobotomy STAT!!!!

my tinder profile

just so yall know im serious

a man in a tuxedo is dancing with a cane ALT: a man in a tuxedo is dancing with a cane

my corporate job was soul sucking and my nonprofit job is soul sucking so like now what

my psychic told me im gonna tear my acl twerking 🤥

9am at woodmans listening to xcx world

goodnight bisexuals!!!

a thai iced tea hate to see me coming

no resolutions but to continue to become hotter and crazier 🥂

i love gay flirting 🫨

everyone knows almond moms but no one talks about almond dads. this man just made me a bloody mary with v8

hey now hey now

my psychiatrist: “i don’t see autism as a concern, but i do see that for you”

my therapist: “you know technically i’m not allowed to diagnose, but you definitely meet the criteria”

trader joe’s had honey pearl grapes

he’s not dead i was just thinking of the craziest pulls he’d have for his interviews in heaven and i sure hope i get to witness it all

i hope i meet nardwuar in heaven

been sitting on a heating pad for like 10 hours. that’s probably fine

getting wasted at my company’s holiday party is my favorite sport and i always win

as a girl stoner with a prescription for beta blockers i feel very represented in hollywood by rachel sennott

this being my 69th post.

need a mango lassi and a bad bitch in my bed right freaking neow

whoever put a curse on me YOU WIN!!!!