10.03.2026 04:04
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These are the 4 things AI can do well:
β’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
TECHNO
Let's go pistol shrimps
FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL
Hey, excited to introduce myself. Iβm the guy at YouTube who set it up so when you watch a video labelled βEpisode 8β the next video to play is βEpisode 11.β I get paid $200,000 a year and my children donβt talk to me
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
I heard someone give it the alternate title "Explosion At The Wig Factory"
The Independence Day sequel. The message of that movie was "We can just make any fucking garbage and you slobs will go see it!" and I was sitting in the theater thinking "Apparently I will!"
Did you know that at the moment of death your brain releases a pint of canola oil
a photo of a screen with two options. one says ' make it hot sand' with a picture of a sandwich. the other says 'make it cold sand' with a red strikethrough O
*pats belly full of sand*
either way yhou're eatin good
Words can hardly express how little I need "full access" to discord
I gotta say, the great thing about being a Pats fan is that this is far and away, like not even remotely close, the least painful Super Bowl loss theyβve ever had.
screenshot of a banger Superbowl ad tweet: cj @TOS_Violator. 9/11/21 the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard 177 14.5K 112K
good time to bring back this all timer:
Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason
Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason https://theonion.com/guy-at-super-bowl-party-brought-football-for-some-reason/
i hate you if you use ChatGPT or AI. incase you needed that cleared up.
Theyβll be hearing from his father
the past tense of "cast" is "cast" as in "this actor was cast in a movie"
the past tense of "cost" is "cost"
Archiving things regardless of their quality helps prevent the "everything was better in the past" idea. If only the good stuff gets preserved, then of course the past looks better. It's important to be able to go into the archives and see that people have been making crappy art forever.
MILGO BUFKIN, creating miracles in metal
TRANS-PACKERS SERVICES CORP
SMASHMYTRASH.COM
CATHOLIC STATUE WHOLESALE
My four favorite businesses in East Williamsburg
Hate it when ads act like they're culture. Shut up about your characters and their lore and just tell me to buy a Kia or whatever. Just make a joke and remind me that peanut butter cups are good. You do not get to have continuity. I will not be learning the name of your mascot or his Quirks.
I feel like a pumphandle powerbomb should be legal if you can pull it off.
This shit makes me insane. Repeatedly calling right wingers fascists wasn't "overusing" the term "to the point of meaninglessness", it was using the term to accurately describe reality. That should be pretty fucking obvious by now.
He should write "continue the genocide" and see what they do
this motherfucker should run for president. not joking
River fauna βοΈπ
Is he famous or does he just have good man vibes?
