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@caffinatedlemur

The worst part of migrating from social media platforms is remaking my damn profile.

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They could just become coffee hipsters like normal ageing white Millennials. It's usually that, craft beer, or craft cocktails.

Poseur probably doesn't even have a Chemex or an Aeropress.

09.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished a book featuring these two last night. Serendipity!

26.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely do not have a list of words/phrases for a SOTU drinking game somewhere...

25.02.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cross stitch in a circle hoop. It has a medicine bottle at the top with three colored pills in it and the bottle is flanked by a row of pink, green, yellow and blue pills. The center has "You are about to exceed the limits of my medication" stitched in black. The bottom is another row of the colored pills.

Cross stitch in a circle hoop. It has a medicine bottle at the top with three colored pills in it and the bottle is flanked by a row of pink, green, yellow and blue pills. The center has "You are about to exceed the limits of my medication" stitched in black. The bottom is another row of the colored pills.

Finished my stitch for my coworker who needed an increased dose of their medications due to the stress of the job.

31.01.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For Liam.

30.01.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 9445 πŸ” 2947 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 180
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I Am the Payroll Accountant for Professional Protestors in Minnesota, and I Am Swamped β€œHouse Majority Whip Tom Emmer, R-Minn., slammed Minnesota state leaders after anti-Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agitators disrupted a...

"Hi, everyone. I know things are hectic as heck right now, but please be sure to fill out your timesheets every Friday by 5 p.m. Central. I can’t pay you unless I know your hours. Please also try to be accurate."

25.01.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1135 πŸ” 266 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 31

Do you need to see their posts to know they're fascist trash? Do you think blocking their trolling means people won't continue to demand ICE be abolished? Let them shitpost into the void. The Nazi kids can get their dopamine hit 'owning the libs' elsewhere. Bet they use AI for 'art' too.

16.01.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They looked at the real employment figures behind Trump's back and decided getting pocket lint as payment wasn't actually going to make the student loan holders money.

16.01.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you're right, you're right.

16.01.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mummers following them everywhere they go.

16.01.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just can't get past the fact that for 8 very specific years a minority party threw 80 different shit fits every day and just didn't do any work, stole at least 1 Supreme Court seat, held bs "hearings" regularly and I'm supposed to believe that D's just don't have the same ability to do that.

15.01.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's one of the most obvious uses of ChatGPT in ages. At least when rationing was happening in the past they'd make an effort to come up with some version of a recipe, even if it was an eldritch abomination. This is nothing.

15.01.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of news I want to wake up to and read with my morning coffee.

14.01.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Adding on to this (because shamefully I didn't know and had to look it up) but the House Democratic Whip is Katherine Clark. And the party whip's job is literally to keep the rank and file in line. This is not to take away from the ick of mixing up two prominent Black Dems.

14.01.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Taskmaster binge over here. Yesterday I hopped on my exercise bike to pedal away from The Horrors and much to my chagrin it actually did reduce the generalized anxiety.

05.01.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God I am clinging to my Fossil hybrid watch because in this awful timeline we're not allowed to have nice things and it must be All Screens All The Time. Mine does step count, sleep tracking, and used to have vibrating alerts you could set for messages from specific people and vibrating alarms.

03.01.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is gorgeous!

18.12.2025 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Angled cup featuring a nebula that resembles the Pillars of Creation but also the portrait of a sleeping dog

Angled cup featuring a nebula that resembles the Pillars of Creation but also the portrait of a sleeping dog

Angled cup featuring a nebula that resembles the Pillars of Creation but also the portrait of a sleeping dog. (Right)

Angled cup featuring a nebula that resembles the Pillars of Creation but also the portrait of a sleeping dog. (Right)

Angled cup featuring a nebula that resembles the Pillars of Creation but also the portrait of a sleeping dog. (Left)

Angled cup featuring a nebula that resembles the Pillars of Creation but also the portrait of a sleeping dog. (Left)

Angled cup featuring a nebula that resembles the Pillars of Creation but also the portrait of a sleeping dog. (Detail of dog)

Angled cup featuring a nebula that resembles the Pillars of Creation but also the portrait of a sleeping dog. (Detail of dog)

Furry friend in the stars ✨

16.12.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Coming from a PA Dutch family, I'd always associated Fraktur with something like illuminated/decorated manuscripts. This is interesting to learn, thank you for the link.

10.12.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never understand these people, who have given up so much in order to gain power, just to eagerly turn it all over to a decaying whale in human form with hagfish for brains.

09.12.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People were scared during COVID and initially were more supportive of doctors, researchers, etc but we ran headlong into an eternal battle of science vs normies' needs for a level of certainty and policy that science couldn't give during a developing situation.

02.12.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Partially completed cross stitch of the goddess Athena holding a spear with an owl on her shoulder in grey and yellow on a hand dyed muted brick red fabric.

Partially completed cross stitch of the goddess Athena holding a spear with an owl on her shoulder in grey and yellow on a hand dyed muted brick red fabric.

Athena is coming along and she's so pretty!

21.11.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never played that specific iteration of Bioshock (Infinite, I think?) but the series has ways to give yourself powers, flame powers are one. I only played the first one though.

20.11.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear we just had this conversation when the Maine oysterguy turned out to be Nazi. It's entirely possible for awful people to stop being awful, but that doesn't mean they are owed the right to power over people or access to their victims, and we're not required to launder their reputations.

19.11.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm An Old so I think DIY Halloween costumes are the best costumes ever so I think you'll be just fine.

And one of the granny episodes is top 5 best Bluey episodes for me (Granny Mobile).

23.10.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have small children and can recognize a Granny anywhere!

23.10.2025 10:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rotini. Penne is right there to hold onto sauce, but these mfers gotta be extra and have weird frills to mess with your texture.

22.10.2025 13:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Witchcraft. I still can't make any kind of rice on the stove, I have to use my rice cooker or it comes out over and under cooked at the same time.

20.10.2025 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
illustration of a white sheep sewing a quilt- the sheep uses an antique-looking black sewing machine with yellow and blue folk art flowers on it. the quilt is made of different fabrics, all with a floral theme. the sheep has her tongue sticking out to show the utmost concentration.

illustration of a white sheep sewing a quilt- the sheep uses an antique-looking black sewing machine with yellow and blue folk art flowers on it. the quilt is made of different fabrics, all with a floral theme. the sheep has her tongue sticking out to show the utmost concentration.

hard at work

14.10.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 1219 πŸ” 444 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

For Chrissakes trash panda I have been analyzing these tiktok metrics of inflatable costumes dancing all afternoon but Samantha says Kenleigh wants us to get more antif-luencers onboard and you missed the department void-screaming. What do we do????

09.10.2025 02:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0