Day - They/Them

Me [leaving my therapist's office]: Oh, yeah. I'm also in love with a door.
Therapist: ...what?
Me: See you next weeeeek!
Therapist: DAENA-
#dateeverything #dorian

two rabbits are kissing each other in a black and white drawing . ALT: two rabbits are kissing each other in a black and white drawing .

[Playing Date Everything!]
Dorian: [appears]
Me to me: You CAN'T fall in love with the SECOND OBJECT YOU MEET-

I think it says we're on the same weird level 🤝

✋✋✋ I would like some helpful critique and a fun space to create with others. I feel like that will help motivate me cause I don't have many art friends and I wanna connect

Two wolves inside me but its a chaotic butch and a feral femboy violently cage fighting for dominance while Ayesha Erotica blares at full volume in the background.

My favorite thing about mutual pining:

Narrator: -And they were so fucking stupid.
Me: Oh my god, they were 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥...

New Patreon comic coming soon~ Almost ready for color and details 🤭
#yninsert #montygator #patreon #comic #daenadraws

I-- Listen.
Your honor, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯.
YOUR HONOR PLEASE
I LOVE THEM
𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙊𝙍--
[I am dragged away screaming in a straight jacket]

The mania is hitting.

Its hit-

The drawing mania-

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙄𝘼-

my art dream has always been to be able to draw any pose from any angle AND IM GONNA DO IT! IM GONNA LEARN HOW THIS YEAR

Some handy math from #SiliconValley, a big-brained show for big-brained people. Take notes

I like the idea of Monty's tail having a complete mind of its own, like a cat's. Staff has to remember to keep kids away from Monty's tail bc it will straight up knock em over.
Alternatively, a couple kids were once caught hanging from/sitting on it while Monty walked around unaware.

Person: Good job!!

Me: 😯😄

Me: 😀...😐

Me: .......wait are you being sarcastic

(And that's on emotional trauma from my ex 🫡)

Friend: You good?

Me: [with a heart rate of 145] Yes.

I wish all artists the ability to look over at least one of their works and sigh with a content 'I made that :)'

Me: I've been saving TikToks to my phone and a hard drive for 3 years.

Coworker: Wait thats really smart!

Me: [who's entire art career exists digitally and on platforms that can easily be ruined by the people in control] I know.

Fuck this, fuck the news, fuck everything, I’m gonna draw sexy art and eat chicken nuggies.

Deep breath, America. We can do this.

Evidently, yes. Some people are saying its only for 90 days..? Idk
I'm still gonna be posting to all my other platforms too

Nevermind...? Apparently...?

14 hours 😶😑

It happened.

My mother: Hey, you know we're part Scottish.
Me: Wha-
[Soap's voice in my head]: sCOTLAAAAND-

Had a dream about a COD character and the first thing he did was politely commission me to draw him
(He cut out little scraps of fabric from his uniform and glued them to a piece of paper so I could color match them)

a young man in a green tie dye hoodie holds a red cup ALT: a young man in a green tie dye hoodie holds a red cup

Me: I don't think I have irrational fears.

Scopophobia and Submechanophobia:

I spent like $100 combined on COD games only for my dad to get me a game pass and COD IS INCLUDED WITH THE GAME PASS IM-

#yellingintothevoid

Me: My dad got me an Xbox game pass for Christmas
My 20yr old male co worker: You should play Fortnite!
Me:

I hope the girl who showed up at my work with beautiful eyes and braids down to her waist knows that she's gorgeous and I think about her every day.

Tempted to make my YN's COD call sign Pidge or Pigeon.

They got startled by Ghost the first time they met him and screamed so loud a flock of pigeons flew off base.