Rich Ebeling

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

leaked SNL cold open or real footage of Judge Box o' Wine having a performative meltdown during a news conference? Hard to tell!

The 1 day only sends me…

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

Yeah, there’s over performing then there’s this

Ouch… but he’s not wrong… unfortunately.

Good to know the markets care little for the how only that it’s proposed

I’m surprised he doesn’t have a WAR hat. He’s so awful

He’s already bored with Iran… it’s almost time to declare victory

Warfighters care nothing for such woke concepts as logistics

This war is distracting from his ballroom. So expect him to declare victory soon.

Those sound like logistics… warfighters don’t concern themselves with such woke concepts.

I’m sure the makeup will do the rash a load of good

He’s going to be so mad when the Nobel committee passes him over again.

I wish the Democrats of Maine would select any other candidate then Nazi tattoo boy… the primary is where you rid yourself of potential problem candidates but what do I know

Clearly, warfighters don’t believe in such things as logistics

Ballroom dreaming on a cold war filled day

I heard stories of people who've fed crows, and been given gifts in return. It sounded charming, so I began doing that.

Then, one night, there was a rapping on my bedroom window. I stumbled up and opened.

A crow flew in and spoke: "They're coming for you. You must flee."

I only just made it out.

I didn’t like that result I’d like a do over

The void stares back at me

The bottom can be considered stable

At his age a bolt from the blue’s odds is never zero and probably quite a bit higher

So he watched Psycho to prep the speech

Odds for first n word on a SOTU broadcast

I was able to solicit so many bribes with tariffs… and those bastards who named me king stabbed me in the back.

Well we know he wants a permanent underclass

Is it happening…

Hello
Yes, this is Cat.

July 3rd and President Vance celebrates a muted 250th birthday for the US

What if NYC has a mayor who cares about his constituents and not what Istanbul wants?