4 y.o.: Dad, do you want to hear a joke?
Me: Of course
4 y.o.: Why does the toothpaste go on the toothbrush?
Me: Why?
4 y.o.: To clean your teeth!
Me: I’m not sure that’s a joke per se
4 y.o.: Waka! Waka!
#parenting #humor
@jonnyeberle
Writer, podcaster, and storyteller in the PNW. Short stories in Creative Colloquy, Grit City Magazine, and All Worlds Wayfarer. Listen to “Dispatches with Jonny Eberle” on your favorite podcast player. Likes typewriters. https://linktr.ee/jonnyeberle
4 y.o.: Dad, do you want to hear a joke?
Me: Of course
4 y.o.: Why does the toothpaste go on the toothbrush?
Me: Why?
4 y.o.: To clean your teeth!
Me: I’m not sure that’s a joke per se
4 y.o.: Waka! Waka!
#parenting #humor
I guess you’ll just have to continue the series until you wear them down.
You should pre-order @thomasdlee.bsky.social’s prequel to Perilous Times, despite the fact that he did not use my suggested title, An Afternoon of Mild Peril. It’s going to be a delightful read.
My wife: I know it wouldn’t sell, but now that we have kids, I kinda wish the washing machine had a “blood” setting.
#parenting
Yes, it is winter. The days are short and dark; the nights are bitterly cold. But ice melts with the coming of spring.
jweberle.com/2026/01/30/h...
Jean-Luc Picard, as played by Sir Patrick Stewart, taking on a Starfleet Admiral over the planned forced removal of the colonists on the planet Ba'ku. The quote reads "How many people does it take before it becomes wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? How many people DOES IT TAKE, Admiral?"
There's always a Jean-Luc quote for current events, isn’t there.
There are a lot of horrifying images coming out of Minnesota, but this photo of a 5-year-old being detained by ICE will be forever seared into my mind. Federal agents are quite literally abducting children in broad daylight. Abolish ICE.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
My new short story, “The Salmon Will Tell Us,” is out now in the current issue of Grit City Magazine. It’s about orcas and a volcanic eruption, but also about ancestral knowledge and letting go. Read it now: jweberle.com/2026/01/18/n... #shortfiction #shortstory #WritingCommunity
World’s most powerful man throws temper tantrum after not getting a prize for being peaceful, threatens war.
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As we bid farewell to the retrofuturistic world of Captain Radio, Andromeda, Orion, and Ace, we asked a few members of the cast to share their thoughts on the end of this chapter of Obscure Studios.
obscurestudios.net/2026/01/18/s...
#AudioDramaSunday #voiceactor
The official trailer for our full-cast scifi audio drama, The Adventures of Captain Radio: The Complete Series, is out now. It’s packed with snippets from all three seasons to give listeners an idea of what to expect as they embark on their journey.
obscurestudios.net/2026/01/12/o...
Sometimes, I feel like the Doctor. I may not have a TARDIS or the ability to explore all of space and time, but I am constantly regenerating, becoming a new person moment by moment.
jweberle.com/2026/01/10/t...
#WritingCommunity
My top books of 2025 encompass science fiction, historical fiction, fantasy, mystery, and alternate history. See the list: jweberle.com/2026/01/01/a... #Booksky #reading
Want more Captain Radio? Unlock the bonus episode, an excerpt from the lost adventure “Captain Radio and the Infinite Imposter Infantry!”
obscurestudios.net/2025/12/26/a...
#podcast #AudioDrama
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#KofiChallenge #AudioDrama
“We’re doing Buck Rogers and Garfield the Cat shows up.”
I don’t know why the media isn’t talking about this, but if Gen Alpha ate less berries, they could afford to buy a house
Happy Thanksgiving, ya’ll.
jweberle.com/2022/11/23/m...
#blog #podcast
We’re back, baby.
That feeling when two fiction acceptance letters arrive in your inbox almost simultaneously:
#WritingCommunity
It’s bittersweet, but all good things must come to an end.
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#AudioDrama #podcast #scifi
John Denver: West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country roads
My 18-month-old: MAMA! MAMA!
#parenting
Head over to ko-fi.com/obscurestudios to make your pledge and unlock early access to the season premiere or our exclusive bonus episode! Every dollar supports indie artists and makes our show possible. Thank you for your support!
Words appear over a field of stars: Captain Radio Season 3 Chapter Titles. Swipe for a sneak peek.
Scroll down for a sneak peek at what’s in store for The Adventures of Captain Radio Season 3, coming soon to a podcast player near you 👀
#AudioDrama #scifi
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
I wrote about why I can't sleep at night: the devaluation of so many things (critical thinking, creativity) I thought were paramount. lithub.com/when-we-deva...
Meet the cast of season three of our sci-fi audio drama, The Adventures of Captain Radio! So psyched to work with these talented humans (and assorted robots).
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#AudioDrama #podcast
It’s a fact that DeLano plays a robot 1000% better than ChatGPT could play a human.
It’s Halloween double feature time. Today, you can listen to me narrate not one, but TWO new short stories: an original ghost story and an adaptation of a creepy tale by H.G. Wells.
Listen now: jweberle.com/2025/10/29/s...
#SpookySeason #Halloween #WritingCommunity
I've seen a few posts about food banks/pantries and complaining about what they serve. "Expired" foods. Dented cans. Gum. Spoiled produce. Weird food. I've worked as a volunteer at a local food pantry that is affiliated with our regional food bank. Here are some thoughts (and facts). 1/10