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@mph1982

“You’re joking, not another one?…oh I’m sick of this, there’s too much Twitter replacement apps nowadays” Tottenham / Cricket / Formula 1. Not always in that order

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I still don't understand why the police are not involved.

No other company in Britain would be able to engage in the deliberate, on-going creation and monetisation of CSAM and find it treated as a regulatory rather than a criminal matter.

People should be being interviewed under caution.

12.01.2026 19:41 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
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Every minute on the other side

10.08.2024 10:48 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“I’ve bought a football club by mistake”

14.09.2025 20:45 👍 46 🔁 5 💬 12 📌 0

the lies will continue until the “truth” improves

14.09.2025 20:56 👍 1939 🔁 388 💬 57 📌 18

Half time player interviews 🚮

14.09.2025 16:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thoughts with the pub landlord.

30.07.2025 19:19 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The Online Safety Act is a conspiracy by Big Podcast to get more ads from NordVPN

28.07.2025 20:37 👍 69 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
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It’s the mid-2010s. You’re an actor. Your cool friends are making prestige Netflix shows. You’re in a perfectly fine ITV Sunday night drama that does 4m viewers and pays the bills. A decade later you turn on Netflix. Your old ITV show is one of the biggest things on Netflix UK. (Repeat to infinity.)

28.07.2025 19:40 👍 105 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 1

Apparently I need to verify my age on here to access my direct messages. Just as well as I don’t use them but ridiculous interpretation/implementation of the new law

26.07.2025 16:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Prodigy are ridiculously good.

29.06.2025 21:58 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

I wouldn't fancy taking on the Prodigys lighting engineer at Daley Thompsons Decathalon. Fastest fingers in the universe.

#Glastonbury #prodigy

29.06.2025 21:39 👍 89 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0
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The Prodigy's lighting technician:

#glastonbury

29.06.2025 21:48 👍 71 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

The Prodigy really don't believe in the saying Less is More.

29.06.2025 21:24 👍 96 🔁 3 💬 16 📌 1

guessing they skipped “Spurs get battered” at Glastonbury this year

28.06.2025 20:40 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Trump: “I want to just say, we love you God”

22.06.2025 02:08 👍 1735 🔁 283 💬 692 📌 344

Honestly the entire state of online media is a complete fucking mess. Mostly thanks to digital titans dictating the hoops.

10.06.2025 20:57 👍 56 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

I sit across from our Elon subject matter expert in the office and he just got up, put on his TV appearance blazer, and ran off

05.06.2025 19:05 👍 3927 🔁 563 💬 41 📌 20
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Let's fucking gooooooooo

05.06.2025 19:18 👍 817 🔁 92 💬 37 📌 36

Christ. It's like having Stan Boardman as PM but without the jokes.

05.06.2025 16:50 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

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We’ve all done it

04.06.2025 19:12 👍 821 🔁 47 💬 30 📌 4
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Interesting framing by Sky News' Jon Craig, considering that Farage was in the South of France *while* the Commons were sitting, to set him up as hard working while "other parties are on the ski slopes or whatever". ~AA

27.05.2025 17:57 👍 246 🔁 64 💬 37 📌 10

The latest update from Mersey Police will update a few on the other social media place

26.05.2025 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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24.05.2025 16:36 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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This legend. 🎶 Johnson again, ole oleeee 🎶 #coys

23.05.2025 19:18 👍 61 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 2
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'It's been my life, Tottenham Hotspur. And I love this club'

23.05.2025 20:38 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Spurs Europa League victory parade

Spurs Europa League victory parade

23.05.2025 20:39 👍 85 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine if the club had just had a BBQ

23.05.2025 18:31 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0