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It’s private and I don’t use it

I think if you get a certain amount they do. My husband and I used the feature to send little memes or news or whatever and then we got rate limited or something

I don’t get on Blue Sky much anymore because they want me to verify my age to read my DMs which is insane? Like I am an adult? I don’t understand why I need to prove that, and before you hit me with the “but we need to protect minors” it’s nonsensical to restrict DMs only

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Thank you!

In Defense of Your Problematic Mother-in-Law No wonder our foremothers are doing the spiritual equivalent of driving through the living room at Christmas Eve dinner.

My hottest take that I’ve been gatekeeping for a long time is that we are angry at the wrong people when we complain about our aging mothers, mothers in law, and other matriarch figures

We played them like a deck of cards and it’s no wonder they’re acting out

As a result, not only are we drowning in a sea of no-longer-original “eldest daughter” content, most teens will first be responsible for a baby when they’re handed their own newborn.”

Bring Back the Teen Babysitters I'm advocating for the return of character- and skill-building.

“This shift, combined with a move toward smaller family sizes, is complicated further by distinctly Millennial concerns about “parentifying” teens by asking for any help with younger siblings.

Mothers in this country can’t even fucking DIE without some of yall heaping shame on their parenting

Smoke machine and ambient northeastern sadness 🫶🏼

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Hey @lindsaynicolle.bsky.social the Cavs are playing the Nuggets let’s fight? (Be friends and go to bed as soon as the game is over)

He will pay a premium not to schmoop

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My husband, skeptical that I will Aldi too close to the sun for NYE: Listen the list says Tostitos Scoops okay please do not get like Clancy’s Schmoops

He has taken more pics of the brisket than the children 🤣 Merry merry Christmas

Pray for me my kid just told mall Santa all she wants is a hyper specific item she has never once shown an interest in prior to today

Hating kids is so embarrassing. Like your enemy is really 3 feet tall and holding a Bluey plush?

You have real beef with someone who tried to feed a toy truck Cheerios

H/t @yusufahmed.bsky.social

My son is enjoying his vacation

Congrats to her!! I can’t even fathom that - what a training cycle!

You COULD do drugs or you could finish a super healing and difficult marathon to the emotional crescendo of TYRANT by Beyoncé which is stronger than drugs

Before and after

If you ran HNL I’ll see u at the doctor next week for trench foot

Hahaha I think she maybe meant “tumble” but was flustered 😂

Weirdly I really thought that was the popular opinion haha

I love them. Particularly for children at ages my kids are not bc I have no idea what they’re into

I blurted out “oh my god tiktok I love you so much” which is a normal and cool thing to do

My sweet gem of a 72 year old mother told me, with great concern, that my 5yo “took a huge dump” on the pool deck

Friends, she meant she tripped. Talk about bringing a very different energy 😂

(She’s ok!)

It’s so hard! There are times to push and times to pull for sure

Don't Blame the Villagers Is everyone just too flaky and selfish these days to show up for each other? Or is something else going on?

“You can’t have a village if you don’t want to be a villager” is bullshit here I wrote about why

Yes like here is something for a child who has been vomiting through all the sheets you own, welcome to hell tho