who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou
11.03.2026 22:34
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who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou
trump urges china, uk, france and others to send dry cleaners to trump’s pants, to “help clear up the mess Iran made in there”
You never hear much about the youngest of the McGann brothers: Renault
Appreciate it’s all very personal, but have you ever watched Yellow Matter Custard’s performance?
The guitar is spectacular and I’ve no idea how the drummer manages so many complex yet individual fills from what is, essentially, a Ringo Starr 4-piece kit.
youtu.be/OWliruQZ9Bk?...
Badgers on tenners and otters on fifties,
Ferrets on fivers, yeah that'd be nifty,
Weasels on twenties, much better than kings,
Mustelids are just my favourite things
the creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to stop doing culture wars about which one should go on the banknotes
Denmark strikes back.
Headline in the Press and Journal reads Arushi Bhaik: The far right is making Aberdeen feel less like home for people like me Image is of smirking protesters at a lonely looking protest shouting down megaphones.
I'm very grateful to Arushi Bhaik for writing this piece in the The Press & Journal We need to listen more to women of colour and less to billionaires and they people they influence.
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Amazing foresight they had by calling themselves grasshoppers.
Force 9 and snowy could theoretically describe any day between September and May in Torridon.
For June-August, replace “snowy” with “midge-y”.
LMFAO SOMEONE MADE IT A REAL THING
sweepthestrait.com
1. Are you currently using an AI tool for work-related tasks or projects? * Yes * No, but I would like to (PLEASE SKIP TO QUESTION 7)
My employer asks me to complete a survey on AI usage for which this is the first question (required):
Still looking windy for the next wee while but hopefully nothing as bad as last night.
University tuition fees system is a “mess”, says Nick Clegg.
Talk about unfortunate coincidences - he’s got the same name as the bloke who promised not to raise them, then supported tripling them in coalition with the Tories.
Hopefully no damage.
I have never met anyone who is more adept at tracking every last cent they have than people who live or have lived in poverty
it is a skill developed out of necessity and it never leaves you
Charlotte Nichols (Warrington North) (Lab) 10 March 2026
"I care profoundly about rape victims facing intolerable delays for their day in court. I know only too well what that feels like, because, after being raped at an event that I attended (as an MP), I waited 1,088 days to go to court"
If you’ve not watched her powerful speech in today’s HoC debate on jury trials, you must. I hope she gets all the protection & support she needs and will need…being in public life is brutal enough without having gone through this too.
I’ll link to the direct speech in my next post.
TOP TIP: get round the problem of no plan surviving contact with the enemy by having no plan.
This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
Umm. Whose bones?
A King has randomly fired arrows at a wall. A courtier, may be he is an opinion writer as well, draws targets around them.
Mad king washing.
A label printing joke.
I've shared this before, but it always makes me laugh. The pettiness of the joke.
This lunch includes all five of the main Dutch food groups: cheese, cucumber, geometry, boredom and sorrow, with most of the vitamin content provided by the soul-destroying view of endless flatness spilling off the far-flung horizon.
By popular demand, a train horn on a bike vs right on red car brain.
I kinda suck at editing
#bikesky
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
ME: *does nothing to my profile for years*
LINKEDIN EMAIL: hey buddy people are really starting to notice you
Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.
Phantom of the Opurra
A good day to give thanks for fire and rescue personnel in Glasgow, and around the world
