Rosey 🌹

Bluesky how we feeling

I want to date someone with strawberry ice cream looking skin

Cat burglar? Why do you need so many cats man give them back

I aint gonna make it out here where the real posters are

Women using parasols to block the sun.
You don’t see so much of that anymore.

Twitter blows right now

It’s so crazy I was born in the center of the universe what are the dang odds

Haha you use no. 2 pencil that’s the poop pencil dawg you write with poo poo my guy wake up

I can’t split my heart between two apps

I hope your weekend is like the opposite of 9/11

Spring Chicken
Summer Child
Winter Wench
Autumn Automaton

If you cite a billion stats I assume you’re wrong and if you cite zero stats I also assume you’re wrong

Steely Dan is a lot like gay sex (complimenting)

Court mandated rizz

I wish I was a comedian around when French vanilla hit the scene I’d be going all in on anti French content

Why would you make a long story short who do you think you are some kind of twisted story god

My strong ability to terrorize my parents as a child whenever I didn’t want to do something has bitten me in the ass ever since

I never learned any winter sports

Thanks bud

Let’s find out

I’m curious

Is my friend gonna be able to see it in my eyes that I’m tripping

(complimenting) Bluesky more like Gaysky

The more you shout into the void the better you feel

Bluesky more like BlueLIE

It’s not looking great so far

I’ll go skeet for skeet with you right here right now