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@farmhouse

death metal dad, california farmer, sad braves fan.

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U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

24.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 6564 πŸ” 813 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 69

if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA

24.02.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 563 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7
20.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 6155 πŸ” 1006 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 20

that’s mayor dingus.

20.02.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nk or not they’re sick. new ep just dropped on the 17th.

20.02.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shoutout alysa liu! born in the central valley, raised in oakland. love her demeanor and style v punk rock. #bladeangels

20.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ALYSA MF'N LIU GOLD MF'N MEDALIST

19.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1900 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 71
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a man wearing a jersey that says " no limit " on it Alt: A gif of Master P saluting the camera in the β€œMake β€˜Em Say Uhh” music video.

super bowl champion, tank lawrence!

09.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that dubón trade looking good rn 😭

18.01.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe TikTok isn’t all bad

16.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

i hope the dodgers flip their bike over and knock their two front teeth out.

16.01.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

REST IN POWER OZZY πŸ¦‡πŸ˜’

23.07.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
tour flyer for Guns N’ Roses concert in South Korea.

tour flyer for Guns N’ Roses concert in South Korea.

guns n’ roses tonight @ songdo moonlight festival park.

01.05.2025 07:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Slayer. β€œMandatory Suicide.” 1988. Hammersmith Odeon. Some fantastic live footage from the South of Heaven tour β€” I don’t know whether Jeff or Kerry wrote this main riff but holy Bolt Thrower ⚑️

01.05.2025 01:23 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gotcha, boss.

01.05.2025 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really wanted to check out an ssg landers game while in korea because guillermo heredia. but he’s out for 6 weeks due to an infection ☹️ #braise #nadahumble

01.05.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

classic snit.

30.04.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the creeping death, kruelty, upon stone tour is gonna be a rager.

30.04.2025 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

brad wesley’s to be exact.

29.04.2025 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎯

29.04.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

29.04.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 55256 πŸ” 11591 πŸ’¬ 950 πŸ“Œ 575

the toilet @ our rental in jeju has a heated seat and bidet. it’s like pooping in the future.

29.04.2025 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the editor must have been beaming with pride after cutting this lol

29.04.2025 23:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

shoutout jalen hurts, brandon graham, devonta smith, zack baun, darius slay, aj brown, nakobe dean, josh sweat, nolan smith, cj gardner-johnson, and jalen carter! 🫑

29.04.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

29.04.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lock him up, lock him up, lock him up

29.04.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

options aside, you know how aa feels about kelenic if he’s choosing 2025 eddie rosario over him.

29.04.2025 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

phish food ice cream > phish

28.04.2025 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching this guy robotically try to simulate how sports fans talk in order to pander to them for obvious political gain will never stop being funny

26.04.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 3316 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 23

Damn they sent that kid to Quarterback Hell, OH

26.04.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0