cluesan al-gaib

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omfg!!!! girlies!!!!

having a nice relaxing morning spiraling closer to the Truth

im not an art account or a bug account or even a horny account.. im just a little creature who knows too much

i’m always saying this

when i read “do not go gently” i said ok baby im jumping instead lmao

hey sorry I was being a bitch last night, I meant every word

rueben the fluffy black cat perched up on clues left leg in the nest. he’s clutching her hand with his big ol paw and is looking at her possessively. he is moments from chomping fingies bc the rubbins have stalled out

sorry but there’s no competition

no offense to anyone’s son but my cat is the best boy on the planet

*plop*

i am pulling possible futures like glass marbles from a little bag i keep at my hip. i am holding them up to the light. i am letting the sun shine through them, to bend & bounce & refract, before throwing them one by one into the ocean

yerb 🫡

is that a cicada in your pocket or is your clit freaking outtttttttt

first we have dinner

i have a list, the network now. the hazard areas have been mapped. the first course, steps one thru ten. i wait for the gun to go off. i tend my gardens. i bide my time. but i am ready to run

possiblefuture_1: create a network of post-apocalyptic nomads where we travel about w our families & appropriate survival gear & lore. my grandkids will transport me across the dustbasins like the reverend mother

the small things in my life are so good. the big things in the world are so bad. the constant whiplash of the joy & love of the everyday & the dread & anger of the bigger picture— it’s no wonder i’m nauseous all the time !!! it’s like vertigo of the emotions lmfao

emotional whiplash go brrrrrr

no matter how depressed i am or how sick i feel my life is still just delightful tbh

almost directly after i posted this, our friends showed up, we all had dinner together, then me, marty, & the kid all stood on the porch & waved goodbye together like a fucking sitcom family. just for the bit

personal announcement: i’ve decided not to move from bed for the remainder of the day

i don’t know what my limits are m, they’re constantly changing, & it leads to me spending days upon days in bed unable to move

gottem

1-0

i may look normal, but i am resisting the urge to fill a bathtub with dirt & bury myself alive

i got an overabundance of leaf mold … is what i would say if i was stupid

i like your idea. it’s dumb and i disagree completely, but i like it— in the romantic and poetic sense

No babe I love the plume of noxious gas you release every time you evolve

gollum practices jiu jitsu

building off yesterday’s silly beverage, like a mother sauce