I feel this so much. So glad to be in New Zealand for the past month.
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I feel this so much. So glad to be in New Zealand for the past month.
Thighs taste better
Medals. It’s all about the medals
These octogenarian motherfuckers don't care, they won't live to see consequences of their actions. Their children and grandchildren will though.
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
One more time
I heal my inner child by spanking it. Several times a day even.
When is this horror show gonna end? I want my money back...
I mean who doesn't love a cake roll - before or after eating them even?
I hate you Verizon for making me unable to call my friends and family when my car broke down on my way home from work. Luckily the guy that stopped to help had AT&T cell service to call AAA
I hate that I can't afford a house where I want to live and also have to drive more than an hour each way to work daily. This quote from a recent ABC Australia bit haunts me... youtu.be/wqnI1UTwZtM?...
Man tiddys be sweaty
Strange days indeed. Most peculiar mama.
I just left the Venezuela briefing.
It's worse than you thought.
Oil company executives seem to know more about Trump's secret plan to "run" Venezuela than the American people.
We need public Senate hearings NOW.
Impeach Kristi Noem.
Screenshots of the ICE agent who executed a woman in the streets of Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
Murderer.
Homemade pizza for dinner tonight 😋
A laxative, but for your memories.
Watch this. Watch again.
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
This ⬆️ is the answer
HAPPY NEW YEAR
FROM THE OVERLOOK HOTEL!
May your new yew year shine!
The science is unequivocal. From climate change to mass extinction, human-driven ecological destruction is accelerating. Dismissing this isn't skepticism; it's rejecting a mountain of evidence from every field of earth science.
#ScienceMatters #ClimateAction #ActOnScience
idk i'm not a lawyer but i feel like shutting down an entire state's childcare payment federal dollars because a 23yo posted a tiktok feels like a certain lack of seriousness or due process
Dad says I was the Charles Chips or Milkman’s kid. Nowadays I could be the UPS, FedEx or pool boy’s kid…
"brexiteers"? oh you mean eurodivergent people
I could keep this one myself
We are in a new age of adoxography, the art of eruditely praising worthless things. Satire reigns supreme.
RIP Alan - and I'm sure that was a great night of 10 pin
