Amber

Aziraphale is in a seated pinup pose, with one foot tucked behind the other leg. He's wearing his Uz robes, pulled up to show off his legs and golden sandals fully. He's holding a bit of ox rib in one hand, and has the other up to his face to suck the tasty rib residue off his fingers. Absolutely delicious.

Crowley is in a seated pinup pose, with his legs crossed at the knees. He's dressed as Bildad the Shuhite, with his coat down around his shoulders, his robe pulled up past his knees, and silver bangles around his wrists and one ankle. He's winking as he holds a goblet in one hand and a plate of ox ribs in the other. He's very ready to watch an angel eat all night.

some Uz era pinups for you 💕
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a reimagining of Aziraphale and Crawley's first meeting on the wall of Eden, in which Crawley is only wearing a sheer cloth, draped artfully from his nipple piercings (which is based on Chappell Roan's 2026 Grammys outfit). The scene is otherwise not particularly changed, and Aziraphale is engaging in polite conversation.

I saw Chappell Roan's 2026 Grammys look and desperately needed to draw Crowley showing up to Eden like that
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Aziraphale is trying to make a pie as Crowley kisses his neck from behind. His robe is open partially showing his areolas, and Crowley has hiked said robe up in the back to pull down Aziraphale's panties. They're in love.

a distraction while baking 🥧
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Crowley and Aziraphale are making passionate love on a sofa. Crowley is positioned above Aziraphale, his arms supporting his own body on the seat and next to Aziraphale's face. His hips were firmly glued to Aziraphale's bottom, mid thrusts. Aziraphale lies on his back against the sofa arm, one arm bent above his head, curling around the arm, and the other clutching Crowley's neck. Their faces are pressed together, foreheads meeting, and eyes closed in pleasure. Their skin is flushed and sweaty, with kiss marks covering their torsos.

@fern83.bsky.social requested this art, and I completely forgot to post it!! I'm so sorry!!!

I intended to space out my NSFW art posts, but got distracted by other projects and ideas. 😅
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#Goodomens #Goodomensfanart #NSFW #Aziraphale #Crowley #Aziracrow #Ineffablehusbands

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*Close up in comments if you’re wondering where they are.

Oh my lord, LOOK!
LOOK AT IT'S LITTLE SHEEP FACE!

*I must lie down for a moment *

Aziraphale. It's me. We need to talk.

Weird but hot…
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6:27 AM, the cottage bedroom:

All this talk of coffee reminds me of that gorgeous affogato Crowley bought for me last autumn...
Maybe you feel like a drive into the Big Town today, my dear?
First Friday farmer's market?
Wine shop?
Fish and chips?
Affogato with a Savoiardi biscuit tucked in the cup?

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

-71

"And you know he makes me laugh so much, and he's such a brilliant actor. It's lovely to be looking at him, gazing into those eyes, those Scottish eyes." - Michael about David

Angel @azfell-esq.bsky.social ?

*peeks out of the window*

Angel, ‘s that your lingerie on the washing line?

*squints*

Ya know the neighbors will be talkin’ about this, eh?

*devilish grin*

Of course it was Newt who took out AO3🤭

Day 43 of posting a picture of Aziraphale and Crowley until they come back to us.

I'm a demon, I lied.

He's far more than just my bit on the side, though!

Hello Xanax my old friend
About to lose my mind again
I'm lying here without sleeping
Staring into space without reading

How do ppl not have an e-reader bursting with fic? I had a few disappear off ao3 so now download everything. Plus e-readers much better on my old lady eyes

Thin Dark Duke Tuesday, waist grab edition 🖤🤍

I love both sets, your honor.
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illustrations for the amazing fic «dungeons & date night» by @gaydemonicdisaster.bsky.social , go give it a read 🐍

link below
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Enjoyed today very much! Nothing as relaxing as spending the day outside (and in the greenhouse) without freezing ya arse off!

And all plants are behaving (well, they better do… or die!)

And to top it all, Aziraphale seems to be his old self again.

USA men’s Olympic hockey team…

May their toes never stop itching.
May their pillows always be hot.
May their mac & cheese always be dry & steaks overcooked.
May their beards be patchy & uneven.
May their tinnitus be constant.
And finally may the toilet always overflow when they poop.

2:58 AM, the cottage bedroom:

Nothing tests one's mettle like an enthusiastic romp!

*rubs back, wincing slightly*

Definitely a walk tomorrow, regardless of the weather!
I require redevelopment my leg strength after my illness.

*sips chamomile tea*

I think if they hurt Crowley there would be nothing left to id them with and probably their friends and families should go into hiding too. Plus their postman and milkman.

That the ultimate azi punishment?

Nothing makes our angel angry like some cockblocking