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Branchy DeRanchy

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they/them βš”οΈ bar manager 🍺 juggalo πŸͺ“πŸ€‘ https://open.spotify.com/artist/65jkL5RajKv4FVdmhnExKz?si=m7qzEvK-QveUEOiCR36_lg

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I Love to be a Duck for Jesus  - Len Mink
I Love to be a Duck for Jesus - Len Mink YouTube video by lenandcathy

Ummm…

youtu.be/QhB748l7NG0?...

25.03.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4

he said but fuck lol

23.03.2025 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just talking to my friend Vivian and thought this post was about her, so bizarre

23.03.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is that not the point of the jester?

23.03.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me when the waiter brings out the edamame

21.03.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have Websites Considered Simply Watching A TV Show And Finding Out What Happens - Aftermath 6.7/10

11/10, hot take, very true

17.03.2025 20:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

14.03.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 18850 πŸ” 4118 πŸ’¬ 190 πŸ“Œ 180
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words of wisdom (and more) from the Yakuza series

14.03.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches

14.03.2025 01:53 πŸ‘ 5879 πŸ” 1087 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 23

*Trump voice* after the evil, very bad Department of Education is blown up, we have a very good plan, I think it's a good one, very lovely, we're closing all the schools, DeVry University will be the only one, all those degrees are gonna cost five times more than before, they're my good friends

14.03.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ligma? (Doctor’s Explanation)
Ligma? (Doctor’s Explanation) YouTube video by Sunday Night Games

GOOD EVENING BLUESKY

14.03.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am on the side of the dark spiritual spells

13.03.2025 06:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

on manic days I feel like the main character in a shōnen anime, giving big speeches about justice and fighting evil. any other day I feel like a background character in a gag manga, standing far away in the frame and the artist didn't finish drawing me

13.03.2025 06:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is how I feel every day

13.03.2025 06:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how does it feel to live in a country whose government has fully adopted 10th century feudalism in the same year that Andor season 2 is being released

13.03.2025 06:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what a hero

12.03.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Local Teen Invents Masturbation | Onion News Network

12.03.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 1319 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 12

that's one of the story arcs of Dragon Ball Super actually

12.03.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"A screenshot of an NBC News article headline. The headline reads: 'Texas bill would make identifying as transgender a felony punishable by jail.' Below the headline, a subtext states: 'The bill, while unlikely to pass, highlights the increasing extremism of legislation targeting trans people, especially in Texas, in recent years.' The NBC News logo is visible at the top, along with a navigation bar that includes a 'WATCH' button and a user profile icon."

"A screenshot of an NBC News article headline. The headline reads: 'Texas bill would make identifying as transgender a felony punishable by jail.' Below the headline, a subtext states: 'The bill, while unlikely to pass, highlights the increasing extremism of legislation targeting trans people, especially in Texas, in recent years.' The NBC News logo is visible at the top, along with a navigation bar that includes a 'WATCH' button and a user profile icon."

I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence.

This is a campaign of eradication.

www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...

10.03.2025 19:32 πŸ‘ 25459 πŸ” 11165 πŸ’¬ 675 πŸ“Œ 962

Please read and share.

Musk is attempting to blame Ukraine for the X cyberattack, but word has already spread that it was a false flag. What is a false flag? A false flag operation is an act committed to disguise the actual source of responsibility and shift blame onto another party.

11.03.2025 03:28 πŸ‘ 11223 πŸ” 2992 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 133
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At Peace Propagandhi Β· At Peace Β· Song Β· 2025

soak up this Canadian-made product while supplies last

11.03.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the difference between right and wrong.

I know that the trans community is being shat upon and shamed for horribly politically biased reasons.

The small minority that is our trans community are harming ZERO people. They are brave citizens and should be left alone.

10.03.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 4350 πŸ” 1130 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 42
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perfectly balanced, as all things should be

10.03.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe US military would disobey an unlawful order” don’t count on it.

10.03.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 2903 πŸ” 372 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 35

oh fantastic /s

10.03.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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PokΓ©mon-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $87,840 theonion.com/pokemon...

10.03.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 1169 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3