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@beardsplitter

How do you do, fellow kids? 45, medical professional, writer, semi-average dude To know me is to tolerate me πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (bisexual) and πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ ally

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Oh yeah, SPARTAN and REDBELT were first-rate action dramas, a dying breed.

25.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ Like I wasn't going to own one of my all-time favorite films in its best edition to date. I'm super fucking excited to dig into it.

25.02.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The perfect name doesn't exis---

25.02.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got my copy too!

25.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

YOUR WEIGHT OR YOUR FATE! God I love this flick. Hard boiled and twisty AF. Primo Mamet before he lost his shit. I saw this on the big screen at the same time the first Harry Potter was out.

25.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I loved THE GREEN KNIGHT! It was like EXCALIBUR crossed with MANDY sprinkled with a little folk horror.

25.02.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WERE YOU SENT HERE BY THE DEVIL?!

25.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got em all!

25.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dr. Tongue will return in DR. TONGUE'S 3-D HOUSE OF AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY AND PANCAKES!

25.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got my copy yesterday.

25.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hump Night.

19.02.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love the Director's Cut.

15.02.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Binge watching a comfort food show, still processing my mom's passing and not looking forward to putting her affairs in order.

11.01.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fritz Lang's THE BIG HEAT is an electrifying crime drama that gets even better when you dig beneath its surface.

05.12.2025 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom has terminal cancer and I'm drunk. Ask me anything, or don't. Life is nice, but it also sucks.

05.12.2025 02:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

She also played Van Damme's mum in Universal Soldier. Lilyan Chauvin.

05.12.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Or the one true Dredd.

05.12.2025 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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R-rated Wolverine is the best Wolverine.

05.12.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have fun. Stay warm.

05.12.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.12.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy shart, I was today years old when I discovered this (and yes, that is Jack Black in the before times when he was actually a fascinating actor to watch).

23.11.2025 12:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
May 1981 cover of TV Guide featuring the cast of Second City TV (Joe Flaherty, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Dave Thomas, Catherine O'Hara)

May 1981 cover of TV Guide featuring the cast of Second City TV (Joe Flaherty, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Dave Thomas, Catherine O'Hara)

The definition of a murderer’s row

23.11.2025 05:00 πŸ‘ 472 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 22

It's a damn good time.

23.11.2025 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kings Dominion in Richmond, VA, but same family.

22.11.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too. I bought them with money from my first job - cleaning bathrooms and sweeping streets at a theme park once owned by Paramount Pictures. I would listen to them on the bus rides to and from work.

22.11.2025 22:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.

22.11.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had that on cassette. That and THE DIVISION BELL were the first Pink Floyd releases I owned. I think I bought both from K-Mart.

22.11.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He has brought great shame - and hilarity - to House Vanity.

22.11.2025 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am now in possession of the scripts for the unmade, two-part sequel to THE THING that was intended to be produced for SyFy in the mid-2000's before the plug was pulled over budget concerns. Thank God this wasn't shot in Bulgaria for a few million with shit CGI as was the SyFy way.

16.11.2025 04:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0