Queen shit 🤙👸🤙
11.03.2026 18:29
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Queen shit 🤙👸🤙
I was PROMISED the world was running out of oil in 2006
By a man who is afraid to use the subway no less lmao
Yeah, in two days we'll be fully on clean energy 🤙😌🤙
Oh you know I'm taking this egg
#sts2
Jeff re: Epstein
Greek Borat: my spanakopita
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS DOWNTOWN AND SEES A POSTER FOR A MAGIC SHOW , IT READS NOW PLAYING BIG AT THE ACME MAGIC THEATRE SHOW AND ON THE POSTER IT SHOWS A MAGICIAN WEARING A TOP HAT AND HE HAS A MUSTACHE, HE IS SAWING HIS ASSISTANT IN HALF P2 - NANCY IS WALKING BACK TO THE SPUTTERS HOUSE, WHERE SHE IS STAYING WHILE FRITZI IS OUT OF TOWN. P3- NANCY WALKS UPSTAIRS TO THE SPUTTERS ATTIC P4- MR. SPUTTER GOES UP TO THE ATTIC WHERE NANCY IS… MR. SPUTTER: HEY! MR. SPUTTER IS UPSET BECAUSE HE FINDS NANCY WEARING A TOP HAT AND MUSTACHE DRAWN ON HER FACE, AND SHE WAS STARTING TO CUT A SEWING MANNEQUIN IN HALF WITH A SAW.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 05,1947
I'm glad the people who run elections will finally be able to get paid
I coulda done something way better with 300 million but alas
Farmer: never met a chick I couldn't en
What if all the troops died? Not so funny now
RIP dick Cheney, Ronald Reagan, Henry Kissinger, George h w Bush, Colin Powell, Donald rumsfeld
You would have loved war with Iran
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
“What terrible news to wake up to” is a sentence I wish felt rare
I thought musk was out of the cabinet?
The usa has the rizzler, the Germans have the schnitzler
A thing
@everyone
Y'all know what this is?
French Kids Paying Tribute... Back to the Past This phone Android System 11m Very low battery Your phone will shut down if it's not charged soon
Had to do it to em
But don't honk horns in anger," I heard you say
Cold water at night
Insomnia's delight
Cold water in morning
Nappers aren't snoring
I won't put butter back tho, that's wrong
Regardless of amount or dish, whenever I use butter my brain goes "probably a bit much"
Men love fumbling baddies
"Discovering all physics" lmao
joan from MAD MEN
she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
Handmade pasta dusted with a white powder on a baking tray. I forget the name of the pasta shape but you get a log and smush three fingers into it while you pull towards yourself and you get this curled shape with skinny and thick parts. It's a pretty easy shape to make if you don't have a pasta machine which I do not. Alas that's what's depicted.
If only I had some strawbarinara
Lunar new year and pancake day all at once?! It's a Christmas miracle!
Going crazy but in a chill way
