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Randy

@porchcryptid

Gamer, Historian, Engaging in Kitchen Therapy. Doing it makes me a cook, writing down the results makes me a scientist.

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you are in silly lesbian territory with your art but it works.

11.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel the emotional manipulation to walk the dinosaur.

10.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't f with it unless you're an expert seems to be the rule.

10.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went down an internet rabbit hole when looking up how old gravestones are cleaned and found its much more complicated than I thought, and is both an art and science.

10.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: how often do the boyfriend and cat disturb you?

10.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like a document that was ready in advance of the war actions.

10.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially when everything is this bad, we must get the happy moments in defiance of it all.

10.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In studying food history I can say complex coffee drinks is not a new or modern thing, it's been around as long as coffee has.

09.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You showed up in my feed, hope it goes smoothly and you have a speedy recovery!

09.03.2026 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of Tabby cat curled up, sleeping, on messy midnight blue sheets on a bed.

Image of Tabby cat curled up, sleeping, on messy midnight blue sheets on a bed.

07.03.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Parsnips, an underrated root vegetable, at least in the USA.

07.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We owe it to ourselves to draw joy especially in these horrible times. Enjoy good food, dance to the music, embrace those you love. But yes, I am still angry at everything monstrous we see every day.

06.03.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the love of God, Meowntresor!

06.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. That song you hate is someone elses' favorite.

06.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the 4th war in the Middle East started by my government in my lifetime. I'm so, so fucking tired of this shit.

06.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I can tell my commute home from work tomorrow through downtown will be more annoying.

06.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm 47 years old. "We" have been at war. Where are my Iranian War veterans benefits?

04.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super Metroid on SNES being one of the first cleartime/completion games I recall playing.

04.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I'm the lore drop person at my work, actually.

04.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more I see, I feel a site like Polymarket should not exist.

04.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, remember how quickly Trump did an about face when he threatened to tariff Columbia last year?

04.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this one of the ones they played dress up with the skeletons and the excess jewelry?

04.03.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, I know none of his employees will dare, but doesn't he have children now to tell him how dumb he looks?

04.03.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone panics and scrambles when a baby is being delivered in movies and tv, and one rule of delivery is anyone not directly helping GTFO the way.

04.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Errands, laundry, and then World of Warcraft on this day off.

04.03.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright, thank you.

04.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually maybe not to require it just have the prompt in the corner.

04.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, and I've done it with other posts I've made on Bluesky, just forget in haste sometimes.

04.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whoops, sorry.

04.03.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0