🐾Shannibal bites 🧊🐾

Flip “Israel” and “Iran” in that first sentence and he’d be correct

…yanno what? Don’t answer that. We all know who it’s for…

Literally dying rn to find out I’m on an “anti-democrat activist” blocklist that is an absolute hodgepodge of everyone from communists, to normie lib “vote blue no matter who” types.
Even literal dems like Kat Abu and Ro Khanna are on it.
Like, what? Who is this list even for??

Meanwhile, I’m watching Spy x Family— the literal antithesis of basically everything on this list.

We deserve whatever happens to us

chat, is this good?
ngl this is fun, but I'm a sucker for color tests.
www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/

Idk man, sounds like a skill issue to me

His brain is soup

Dude, we’re gonna start rationing gas by last name again, aren’t we?

Cool cool.

Even my dog is a cat

Turning the clocks forward to a time when he's finally dead

If there were a truly vaccine hesitant parent out there that was GENUINE, they wouldn’t be anti-vax cuz they’d respect their pediatricians advice enough to ask about where to find good resources.
Being anti-vax in 2026 necessities dishonesty. You can’t reeducate these people out of their positions

If it were 2016, I would get on board with the idea that there’s just a lot of misinfo/parenting is hard and focusing on compassion….
But it’s not 2016. And we’ve been thru a global pandemic. We tried to be nice and understanding and look where it got us. I’m beyond coddling these people anymore

Giant tear in pool liner around bottom of perimeter of pool

Removes black pool cover the fell in bottom to reveal giant crater in pool liner in the center

lol. Lmfao even.

If you're still running on identity politics in 2026, you're unironically the racist one. They didn't lose because they're black women. They lost because they ran on not being the other guy, and people are starting to want more than that. it's time to leave the 'its her turn" idpol shit in 2024.

TheeCodingQueen🪷🦋 @ChildPleez007 "People said Kamala didn't run a good campaign. Now ya'll are saying Jasmine didn't run a good campaign. I see a pattern here 🙄🙄🙄🙄" FoxGlove @GlitterFox13 "Talarico ran a better campaign. He had the better message. She didn't. its as simple as that. He's been campaigning for a year. She filed last minute. And now you'd prefer Paxton to win the general even though the people have spoken here just because she didn't win."

the pattern is they both ran a bad campaign.
Crockett had 0 policies aside from "trump bad" & took AIPAC money. Harris did amazing for about 2 weeks when she picked Walz for VP, then immediately squandered it by running around with Cheney & refusing to separate herself from Biden on Gaza.

its always "vote blue no matter who" until its a progressive.
funny how that works.

Nick Field @nick_field90 "would really be something if republican efforts to supress black voters in Texas ends up with James Talarico defeating Ken Paxton" Zachary Donnini @ZacharyDonnini "She's [Crockett] right to be worried-- Dallas turnout is suspiciously low to the point where it seems like a lot of people could be getting turned away. Definitely a plausible explanation for what we're seeing"

Inshallah

As someone who *was* in TST, and left after my local chapter collapsed, there are way better satanic organizations you can join.

James Talarico @jamestalarico "No more forever wars." Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS "Why is it that this president refuses to even pretend that he cares about following the law?! I've been stomping and telling peple that this election is life or death! CONGRESS, not the PRESIDENT, but CONGRESS, has the EXCLUSIVE authority to declare war! Speaker Johnson needs to call us in IMMEDIATELY & it is time for the House and Senate to pass a war powers solution! This is how you prove your love and respect for the constitution. this is how you show your constituents that you are truly patriots! it is time for us, collectively, as Dems and Repubs to stand up to this President. Please call your reps in the house and senate and urge them to take a vote on a war powers resolution"

Talarico: "No more forever wars."

Crockett: "Why isn't it MY job, EXCLUSIVELY, to decide whether or not we do more war? It's not Trump's job, it's MINE. I'm less mad that he chose to bomb innocent people than I am that I didn't get to be apart of the decision! This isn't fair to ME."

jfc.

I believe it. Walmart is a messy bitch.

lol, two things that will never get old:

1) Charlie Kirk jokes
2) Charlie Kirk

I knew it. There is no god.

Bets on how many Dems will vote to censure him?

Damn how funny would it be if Trump stroked out and died during the state of the union? I honestly might start believing in God if it happens. I swear to… well… *God*

FYI they’re still going forward with ID verification. Just not with Persona atm. Discord says they’re “cutting ties”
*for now*
Give it a few months. They’ll do it again, only this time, more quietly

Discord is “cutting ties”
*for now*
Give it a few months. They’ll do it again only this time, more quietly

A MacBook Pro with a pixelated T. rex running and the word NANOSAUR on the screen

Hell fucking yes. It’s been too long.
Iykyk

BREAKING:
fork found in kitchen

You are almost certainly not aware of the full extent of what the government is doing in Minneapolis, and what it portends for all of us if they succeed. lnk.thebulwark.com/46kVMuT