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🎶 One-ton tomato... go eat a one-ton tomato... 🎶
Bathroom selfie at the Lumberyard, wearing a Quake Rugby tank top, new 501s, and black leather boots. A glimpse of belly is visible between the tank top and jeans.
Bathroom selfie at the Lumberyard. The shirt has come off, revealing a black leather star harness.
Similar to the previous shot, except the lower straps of the star harness are unclipped, and I'm standing at parade rest position.
Similar to the previous shot, except my jeans are around my ankles revealing a green and orange plaid Bearskn jockstrap.
Sunday Funday at the South Seattle Bear Social. #harness #boots #jockstrap 🐻⚾️⚾️
See (smell?) you next weekend! Gary is coming too, his first time (be gentle! 😊)
Watching Wheel of Fortune; category "Risky Business" and the clue was "___ing a n__ at work". Focused on the second blank and guessed "busting a nut at work", but the first blank wasn't long enough. The answer was "taking a nap at work". 😊
Me, seated in a church pew, from crotch level, wearing a tan T-shirt with a bear pride logo and a brand new pair of Levi's 501s, commando.
Wore my new 501s to rehearsal today. I'm really liking the fit, especially from this angle. #commando 🐻⚾️⚾️
Hat tip to @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog for this one. One was a paver, and the other was an artist in multiple media (lithography, sculpture, and painting from photos) as well as a singer-songwriter.
The only known official instance of cat litter being placed in school classrooms for potential use by students was in Colorado, where the 1999 Columbine High School massacre took place. The litter is to be used as a toilet in an emergency lockdown situation, such as during a school shooting.
Woof! 😊
...my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire State...
Reading that as "invaded by an RV filled with a handful of snotty, arrogant college bears...
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" comes to mind.
Bare feet from Friday night.
Sweaty and smelly from yesterday's grocery shopping run.
All dressed for today's Bear Social. 🐻
And at five, the shirts come off.
Still having fun for my birthday weekend. #furrychest #bearfeet 🐻🦶
Fully lighted shot of me in a bright yellow Nasty Pig jockstrap, yellow striped CB13 socks, and reflective sneaks.
Black light shot of me with shiny sweat reflections off my bare chest and a ball cap strapped to my waistband.
Yellow under-bar light showing off my ball sac in a yellow jockstrap and my yellow socks and reflective sneaks.
Seated in the recliner at home, showing off my yellow striped CB13 socks just before taking them off.
Fun night on Friday for my birthday weekend. Feeling particularly slutty for Bear Bust/Furry Friday. #furrychest #bearfeet #jockstrap
Understood. Nobody seriously gives af whether some folks are comfortable with it. "I come to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable."
We can call it whatever tf we want. I have a lot of trans friends and I'd love to help see more of them in relatively safe states till we can turn this around.
Dude to your left looks like he might win a Jason Kelce lookalike contest, but he's not my friend from San Francisco who actually appears in one for Marriott.
Also, a story about a straight dude eating out his girlfriend. He kept saying (she thought) "Mmm... urinate..." So she started pissing and he screams "What the fuck you do that for?" She says "Well, you said 'urinate'..." He responds, "You *were* an 8, till you pissed in my mouth. Now you're a 3."
Remembering a night at the Toolbox Toronto. We had about 6 dudes on the bed, I was on the bottom layer with this cub from Michigan laying sideways across me... when this other dude started pissing in his mouth. Thankfully, he had good aim and didn't get any on the sheets.
And, of course, it doesn't help that "pdf file" has become a euphemism for "member of the Epstein class". (Gives a whole new meaning to that meme about PDF being the fourth largest religion that people ask Google how to convert to.)
Bathroom selfie at the Lumberyard. I'm wearing a cowboy bear hat, no shirt, brown gradient suspenders, blue jeans, and sneaks.
Bathroom selfie at the Lumberyard. I still have my cowboy bear hat on, and a blue, black, and white Bearskn jockstrap with my jeans around my ankles.
Belly shot with @poundcake206.bluesky.social in the middle. I'm to his right (left side of photo).
Fun time at South Seattle Bear Social tonight.
One of these days, I should probably write out a filk I have in mind on "Evil Woman" by ELO, titled (of course) "Medieval Woman", and possibly arranged for performance on period instruments. @elfsternberg.bsky.social
View looking down at my furry belly, semi-hard cock, big balls, furry legs and feet as I sit on the side of the bed.
Happy #fcf, everyone! #balls #hairylegs #feet
Feeling slightly adventurous today. I wore my star harness (under an oversized polo shirt), black jeans, and boots to the office. #leather
My feet, under my desk, soaking in a white plastic basin.
My feet, dry and with trimmed toenails, under my desk on a white towel.
My feet, with legs crossed at the knee to show my left sole over the top of my right foot.
Gave myself a badly needed pedicure last night. #feet #malefeet 🐻🦶
Watching a story about a participant in the biathlon admitting he cheated on his girlfriend on live TV. When my husband heard "biathlete," he turned to me and all but shouted, "Bi athlete?" @elfsternberg.bsky.social 😊
Wet bear dude (me) with thick black hair and beard, in a black Speedo swimsuit and blue-tinted goggles, standing in the corner of an in-ground outdoor pool.
Fiesta de los Osos, Tucson, AZ, January 14, 2012. #swimbear #furrychest
Big bear dude (me) laid out on a bed for a completely naked nap.
Happy Tummy Tuesday! Great day for a naked nap. #furrychest #belly #tummytuesday #toesday
The dance on the platforms attached to the electric power poles was right on the nose. I remember how badly PR suffered after Hurricane Maria.
