chucky 🔪🔪🔪

My best friend

Pretty 😍

Wait until after our oyster date, at least

Oooo I'll make a cheesecake next time y'all are in town

I've never had it, but I've also been procrastinating making it so I'll agree because I don't want to learn how to make it

😑

Nope! Went to war at 6'4" and died at exactly 5'

a cartoon of a boy standing in front of a grill with the words " what are you talking about " above him ALT: a cartoon of a boy standing in front of a grill with the words " what are you talking about " above him

I used to think King of the Hill was lame, but I'm deep into it now. I'm picking up on reoccurring jokes. I'm spotting forgotten storylines and inconsistencies. I'm rooting for our boys in the alley and cheering their growth

If I am ever able to get 8 again, I'll feel like a god

2 nights in a row with 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep
Haven't had this in YEARS (hyperbole)

😏😏😏

🤣

First brewery visit lol

You're naturally perfect 😍😊

😴

me after my weekly therapy session

We love you so much as well ❤️❤️❤️❤️😚

I just need to reiterate how awesome being a mom to this little guy is. I was worried I'd hate it. I was worried I'd look at him and feel Nothing. Instead, I look at him and I'm so overwhelmed by Good Things that I cry happy tears.

Maillard really cooked with that reaction, huh

aspirational.

there should be no such thing as an "out of network" emergency room

Everybody say happy birthday to Brentie 😤🥰

Felt. I just had to charge my battery because my car has been sitting in the carport, untouched for too long. And by "I" I mean Brent had to charge my battery

I love you and I love Shane. I miss him, too

Ramadan Mubarak! Hoping for a blessed month of fasting for all my Muslim friends!

My son and I are spending our days lying about and watching King of the Hill episodes on shuffle
It's a good life, sometimes ☺️

The Baby is smiling ☺️

And no, you'd kick my ass