ok hear me out: Kelvin Timeline Voyager
10.03.2026 14:57
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Netanyahu must have scoured the IDF to find "ladybug" Lindsay Graham a huge dick soldier that fulfills his deepest needs. He goes to Israel every two weeks and is now Israel's most loyal little puppy. This definitely needs to be investigated.
Just a reminder that Muslims have been on this continent since the first arrival of non-Indigenous people. They were among the first generation of Americans, and have been here ever since.
i truly wish @bsky.app would start penalizing accounts that post unlabeled adult content. put them in time out. i can't open this app in public anymore
i love seeing everyone's dicks and asses but it should absolutely be my choice when and where i see it
this is a social platform not a porn site
Weird thing to share the weekend your studios’ new movie opens worldwide.
Odd, really strangely worded quote here too.
Gay kids and their parents can be part of filmmaking and storytelling just as much as straight ones.
i fully believe chipotle puts laxatives in their food
showing people your dick/ass without their consent is assault. plain and simple. remember, they don't have to look at your page or search for you to see it.
if your settings allow for posts to be reposted by 3rd parties, it just can show up in their feeds.
labeling your adult content doesn't help people censor you.
it helps people who are looking at bluesky decide what kinds of content they see.
when you post your dick or ass unlabeled, and bluesky moderation doesn't catch it, you are showing people your dick/ass without their consent.
let's give you a good reason to
label your god damn adult content
what would you do to get up these stairs? #fcf
there's a kid who is going apeshit on my train home. jumping from the handles. literally climbing the walls. dad is completely checked out. he's talked to me about my scooter and told me about his scooter between wall jumps are we're friends now. but i'm like dad can you calm your little dude down.
what would you do to get up these stairs? #fcf
pay for, for the 3ish I've gone there.
Not only did they implement a change, in the middle of the workweek that impacted my ability to workout and go to work, without any communication, but they accused me of stealing a service they offered me for free.
i've never cancelled a membership faster
#EosFitness decided to change their towel policy midweek without any notice. Previously, they had their towels out by checkin and handed them to anyone coming in. Today, when I asked - as I needed to shower before work after working out - they accused me of using towel service I was supposed to
haha i got an important email once, did a little sleuthing and figured out the kid's dad's email. forwarded and let him know what happened. and was subsequently accused of hacking the kids email, bc he "always had that email". 🤨 i auto delete Caleb's emails since then. he's probably in jail now
same: first initial last name. though everyone with the same first initial and last name has put it in a form as their email address over time.
trump can't pardon Hegeseth from the ICC for war crimes, and the next president will absolutely turn him over. Every time he takes his stupid ass on TV, he confesses to more war crimes. I just want know is can we come to the Hague to watch when they put him on that platform.
i've been busy acclimating to a new role. i need you to acclimate to the role where you take care of this
Anyone who views any criticism of the state of Israel as antisemitic can go eat a dirty asshole. Israel is an apartheid state. Israel is led by a murderous regime. Israel has and continues to commit genocide in Gaza. Israel is a violent neighbor. None of these things are anti-Jewish.
AHAHAHHA SHE WAS FIRED - now if only a house would land on her too
it sounds like some shit somebody just made up and told him so he wouldn't sound like the bad guy (to her)
Wait does Kristi Noem not know she’s been fired?
well that makes me feel a little better.
it will be that superintendent that tried to put trump bibles in every classroom. i almost guarantee it.
Drumpf: don't forget Bondi and Hegeseth too.
what's great about Turdmp firing these people is he'll likely not pardon them and we'll be able to try them for their horrific crimes.
Hey Siri, play Swing Swing by the All-American Rejects
I am now working in an office with another, even louder, gay. This site's "Speech Blocker" white noise generator has helped me maintain whatever sanity I have remaining. mynoise.net
it would be just awful if Fetterman had a couple more strokes. Terrible even.