A Scots toast:
Lang may yer lum reek.
An Irish Toast:
May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live.
A French Toast:
Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup
After mentioned it being in a card, I realised I could improve the wording
Fool me once,
Shame on you.
Fool me twice,
Shame on the unsolved missing person case.
Hahaha
Thank you
Fool me once,
Shame on you.
#Fool me twice,
End up as an unsolved missing person case
#vss365
“We’re lost!”, Sarah wailed. “Will we ever escape this #labyrinth ?”
Um, actually, this is a maze,” Hoggle replied. “Labyrinths only have a single path with no branches and are designed for contemplative medita—“
“Forget you!” she said, pushing him down an oubliette.
#vss365
#vss365 2/2 and eventually traced it to a small room that was completely sealed off. There, covered in a thick protective layer of #dust, was the server, dutifully doing its job after 13 years of never being rebooted. Mystery solved, they left it to continue #TrueStory
#vss365 1/2 #Dust Virtual Malcolm continued to work but no one could figure out where the software was running. They switched off everything they could find until there was only one green light still blinking on the switch.
They followed the network cable, through the plenum
I can’t argue otherwise
7 things every child needs to hear
1. I love you
2. I am proud of you
3. I’m sorry
4. I forgive you
5. I’m listening
6. Capitalism is a tool of the rich designed to keep the poor struggling, oppressed, divided and docile
7. You have what it takes
‘part from me, Maw n Paw had four chilluns. Chastity, Verity, #Purity and Peaches.
Peaches really hated his name but he got real good at fightin’
#vss365
Levels of #creeper
1. Online contact
2. Send unsolicited pics
3. Know where they work
4. Know where they live
5. Send unsolicited “gifts”
6. Visit work
7. Visit home
8. Enter home while they’re out
9. Enter home unobserved while they’re in
10. Arrested or Killed
#vss365
I did it daily for two years, then took a break. Now I dabble when the prompt word sparks something in my brain. My lack of #devotion to #vss365 is why there was no story yesterday.
Wow!
Is it me or is it the fungus that thinks it’s me because it invaded what was me? How long have I been here? There’s no way of knowing. What are the #parameters of my new consciousness? I can think, I can’t see, hear, taste or smell. Reminds me of that old computer game. #vss365
Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
What, magic mushrooms?
Me too. It was very clever.
I liked Discovery as a show even when others didn’t. Some episodes were a bit naff but overall I enjoyed it
It’s odd that I can still think. It must be the hyphae of the #mycelium from the black mold here in the cellar mixing with my nerves and neurons. I wonder how long it will be before someone finds what’s left of me. #vss365
Today I learned that the character Paul Stamets, in Star Trek Disovery, who communes with the #mycelium network to pilot the spore drive is named for the Mycologist Paul Stamets, author of various books and who has a magic mushroom named after him #vss365
Maybe the side character is a hoarder with a massive stash or makes their own from natural ingredients
We are neither #Citizen nor #Denizen of Earth but rather, Stranger and Foreigner. The thing that is us, our “soul” is made of more refined matter, albeit clothed in flesh. We came from the stars and to them we shall return when our brief sojourn in mortality ends. #vss365
Bow down to your water bear overlords
Given how people have treated cockroaches over the years I’m fairly certain they are not likely to be well disposed towards us
It really isn’t. Would you choose the cockroach or the bear?
This is it, humanity’s last stand. Alone we’re doomed, our only chance for survival, ally with The Cockroach or The #Tardigrade. Both had hundreds of millions of years of evolution, massively accelerated because of our nuke wars. Which to choose? Either way we’re screwed #vss365
Montell was robbed #strictly
Saying #yes to everything is a recipe for disaster, just look at Danny whatsisname. Sure, say yes to a lot more than you do now; open yourself to wild possibilities, live life and have fun but remember, “No” can be just as, if not more, powerful.
#vss365
😢
After Jean came home from hospital following a near death experience her left fist remained tightly closed for the rest of her life.
When she finally passed, and her grip released, a large golden pearl fell to the bed, a #souvenir of her previous journey.
#vss365
