YouTube, show me the opposite of everything you're showing me on this whole page. Execute command!
09.03.2026 22:02
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YouTube, show me the opposite of everything you're showing me on this whole page. Execute command!
Tonight try to change your clock as I fly away from it at the speed of light.
I've got this very easy-to-understand and not-demoralizing-to-look-at system. Just gotta turn all the non-green things green.
But then I'd have to hear my terrible writing!
Just a misunderstanding. I thought I was meeting Stephen Hawking.
Folks, do NOT do this near an uncovered bucket of mercury while drunk. That's all I'll say.
Aw yeah, stock photo sites, sell me some sweet free public domain images for money. Only $60? For a NASA photo?? I insist you take $200!
“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
There were no funk-emitting tombs FORTY THOUSAND YEARS ago, Vincent Price.
No no, she lives in your state, half an hour away from the DISTRICT she’s running in (as far as I could tell from an internet search). So I don’t really understand what the issue is.
You just said she moved there, a year ago. To the area. The dealbreaker is that she supposedly lives like a half hour away from the exact borderlines of the crazily shaped district borders? Gimme a break.
If you moved here, you would not need to insist because you’d be allowed to do it.
She don’t live inside the squiggly lines?? Oh noooooooooo
When a real life thing looks like an exquisitely choreographed Broadway adaptation of itself
It’s cool how I am so smart and witty 🤮
AI is like they invented a way to sometimes turn gravity down to 20% and everyone went "yay, we can just moon-bounce everywhere!" And now they're all "oh no, my gummy bones!"
Maybe I’m the guy. You don’t know.
Extreme closeup of Duncan Trussell during a podcast, as presented in a YouTube video by Elephant Graveyard.
"Those are suey eyes."
VTuber Ami Yamato and Alan Melikdjanian (Captain Disillusion) make silly, grotesque faces in a selfie taken in a park.
Two people physically incapable of predicting when their next video will be completed. There's just something in the eyes...
@amiyamato.bsky.social
*Werner Herzog voice*: Having seen her next video, I feel only sorrow at the inevitability of total societal collapse that its release will set in motion.
Man, the way they made the bandanas look in the original movie… it really felt like if you peeled them off, the skin underneath would be all sweaty and infected.
Which is how it would be on a real turtle living in a sewer!
Remind me to stop setting random scenes of videos in a bespoke all-CG environment (that takes 4000% more work to create) for literally no reason.
What’s the stick’s channel name so I can start making the 100k subs plaque?
That’s how I START.
Stick to whales, dude
Notgonnatella
Counterpoint: no
[on phone after rap battle] mom is it true
