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Dan Sheehan

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Writer of books (I Am Not A Wolf, Zoo Kid, TBA), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy?), and jokes (The Onion, my many beautiful posts)

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I think it rocks that a meaningful portion of the population believes in "rapid clones" I think that shit is good for us probably

10.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

You couldn't pay me to read that article about how all the evil people make way more than anyone who does real stuff

09.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

plus to my knowledge we have yet to see any meaningful proof that trans inclusivity actually effects fairness in sports!! Just a lot of fourth runners up trying to make names for themselves as right wing influencers!

09.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've said it before and I'll say it again, even if the panic around trans people in sports were founded on anything other than right wing dog whistles, muddying the waters of "fairness" in sports is absolutely worth preventing a meaningful amount of human misery and death!!

09.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I’m very excited

09.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

News about a new Dan Sheehan book is some of the best news one can receive

09.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Huge news!!! There is truly no better person to write about this subject matter than Dan, and I can't wait to see how he channels his deep passion, personal experiences, and perspective on the world into this new book!!! What a treat for us readers!!

09.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I intend to learn all of the forbidden Smell Knowledge

09.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Extremely nice to get to do something that I know would've made my six year old self go all wide eyed.

09.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some news: I’m writing a book about zoos and modern humanity's precarious place in nature!

As a lifelong Zoo Guy and animal obsessive, I feel very lucky to have this opportunity. It's still very much a work in progress, but I think you'll really enjoy it when the time comes.

09.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

08.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 3398 πŸ” 673 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

I’m watching drivers groan as they have to wait for ten pedestrians to clear a crosswalk, just general muppet movie antagonist behavior

08.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about car culture is that I can’t abide an ideology that pits you against people reveling in the first warm days of spring.

08.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do kids still have a Flogging Molly phase or do they just listen to Flogging IPHONE? Like and subscribe for more memes about being 35-44 years old!!!!

08.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Like this is an unjust, illegal war and I'm ashamed of what we've done. I also don't want us to get bombed!! I don't want any more people to get bombed!!!

06.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think people assume it makes them seem intelligent, like only they understand the awful things our country has done and only they know the price we must pay, but it just sort of underlines their place as a person in the imperial core who doesn't understand the realities/horrors of war

06.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's fine to hope that the idiots in charge are humbled in some way but the minute I see somebody posturing as though they hope there's some sort of attack on American soil, they become an eighth grader wearing an anarchy tee shirt to me

06.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting really flustered during battle because my sword makes a flirty little "ooh!" sound instead of a "clang" every time it hits another sword.

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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By some miracle, the god of wonder and surprise has distracted or otherwise bartered with the god of cold efficiency and profit, and--for a little while longer, anyway--this card game opens onto worlds that are more alive than they need to be. Magic’s worldbuilding is, in other words, deeply gratuitous--not in the sense of too much, but in its etymological root: gratis, freely given. 

If we want to keep savoring this free gift, then we have to make use of it for ourselves--not depend entirely on what Wizards of the Coast does with its worlds. As Lopez remarked to me, the goal of worldbuilding is always β€œto build something that becomes the property of players,” to β€œBuild a world whose parts that are seen are parts that thrill, that hook, that pull and invite players to wonder what else exists beyond.” 

This means making use of gratuitous worlds in our own way--in art and storytelling, role-playing and reflection, forms of engagement that let us participate in these worlds rather than merely observe them.

Let this be a humble invitation: do something with your favorite Magic world. Live in it, for a little while. Consider where you might take its story, its characters, the structure of its existence. Accept the gift--and make it your own.

By some miracle, the god of wonder and surprise has distracted or otherwise bartered with the god of cold efficiency and profit, and--for a little while longer, anyway--this card game opens onto worlds that are more alive than they need to be. Magic’s worldbuilding is, in other words, deeply gratuitous--not in the sense of too much, but in its etymological root: gratis, freely given. If we want to keep savoring this free gift, then we have to make use of it for ourselves--not depend entirely on what Wizards of the Coast does with its worlds. As Lopez remarked to me, the goal of worldbuilding is always β€œto build something that becomes the property of players,” to β€œBuild a world whose parts that are seen are parts that thrill, that hook, that pull and invite players to wonder what else exists beyond.” This means making use of gratuitous worlds in our own way--in art and storytelling, role-playing and reflection, forms of engagement that let us participate in these worlds rather than merely observe them. Let this be a humble invitation: do something with your favorite Magic world. Live in it, for a little while. Consider where you might take its story, its characters, the structure of its existence. Accept the gift--and make it your own.

really good quote from the article- applies to anything, not just magic. accept the gift and make it your own.

05.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan's been one of my favorite Magic writers since I read his piece about Dominarian stained glass a couple years ago. Just a super insightful guy with a real love for this game. We're super excited to have him writing for @cascadecascade.com

05.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been so excited to share this: for CASCADE CASCADE, I interviewed Miguel Lopez, the former WOTC writer and worldbuiler who helped create the Edge (of Eternities), Ixalan, & more.

we discuss the proliferation of tiny, irrelevant, beautiful details in the worlds of Magic. give it a read!

05.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Marketing used to be cool

05.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Anime Sickos is the only podcast. You might think there are others but there actually aren't

05.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In truth, I was simply fulfilling a vision

04.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Diet Coke and capers

Diet Coke and capers

Accidentally painted a pretty bleak picture at the corner store. Didn’t help my cause by meekly saying β€œI call it Daniel Cola”

04.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I hate whatever marketing person figured out that I only open emails from real people and started hiding spam from companies behind random names like Ronald Baninus

04.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So apparently Polymarket is letting you bet on the likelihood of a nuclear attack by certain dates. We all must continually bet on the closer dates, lowering their potential payout so that government insiders are less incentivized to pick them

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