Astrid Fjord

Every woman with curly hair's nightmare

I hate watching youtube retrospectives about micro celebrities where they REFUSE to talk about their politics because "That's just something they believe" or some shit.
Obviously your politics is a big part of who you are and just closing your eyes at that is missing a huge point of their career.

My brother came to visit and right before he left, he announced that his son also wanted to come, because he wanted to check out our new TV.
Bro literally agreed to go on an 8 hour drive just to watch Minecraft videos on TV...

I just started playing pokemon platinum and found a shiny bidoof before I even got pokeballs.... I am so mad.

Imagine going on a 4 year hiatus then make your comeback a netflix exclusive??

More like Kristi Noemore am I right??

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

Har prøvd å ringe de hele dag og hver gang jeg ringer så sier voice meldingen at de har flyttet til Ullevål. Men det nye nummeret deres går bare beep beep beep

And they are still super relevant and every album has a different sound. It is honestly impressive! I still feel like they are one of the more creative voices in the rock scene

Nå som trans-avdelingen på Riksen har flyttet til Ullevål.. Hva kaller vi det nå? Ullen?

Ngl, I was a mega hater of BMTH before There is a hell, and that album got me all JayzBoppingHisHeadReluctively.gif and every album since has just been better and now they are my most listened to rock band

Just realized that Thats The Spirit is 11 years old now!? Bring Me The Horizon has been my favourite band for a decade!?

pandas are cute send skeet

I need to get better at using bsky outside of when I am sitting arouns waiting for appointments.

yuri truly won this expansion

i swear i am very normal about them
#ffxiv

I've had an eating disorder all my life and as a kid it drove my mum up the wall and she tried everything to find out what was wrong. But every nurse and specialist who looked at me just went "this kid is too chubby for it to actually be a problem"

You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.

And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

I thought I heard Zara's voice!

I need the song name

Whenever I get a new chair, I refuse to fart when I sit in it because we are still in the get-to-know-eachother phase

They should make a game about Donald Trump and call it President Evil

Dude I cant wait for the fire starter to stand up on it's hind legs and make it a furry

Gecqua spit on that thang

Pokemon Winds and Waves announced for Switch 2, coming 2027

MY NEW STUPID CHUD SON WHOM I LOVE

The new pokemon starters are all so cute!! I actually like them??

Fikk penger i går og er allerede blakk fordi tannlegen kostet 600kr mer enn forventa og amøbene på riksen glemte å gi meg blå resept på hormonene mine.

Had an argument with an r/niceguy I met on tinder cuz he started being weirdly racist and talked horribly about women he supposedly cared about. And he called me woke and blocked me lmaoo

Dude I have only 2 games on my hard disc and every time there is a Marvel Rivals update I have to figure out how to deal with this. How is this game this poorly optimized?? I know I'm getting closer every day to having to delete this game cuz I just dont have space anymore.

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I am absolutely losing it at this man in his mid 20s just learning that estrogen is not a transgender exclusive thing 💀💀