Alison B

If Iran lays mines statement by Trump

This has real “shouting at my cat to not knock stuff off the kitchen side” energy to it

The Anatomy Lesson, 1632: seven students watch as a man in a black hat dissects a body

The People of Bluesky Crowd Round to Appreciate Andrew O’Hagan Eviscerating Mr Windsor, 2026, Rembrandt van Rijn

Putin is now odds-on for the next FIFA Peace Prize.

This was not a marital conversation I was expecting to have this evening, but I guess it makes a change from talking about our new solar panels and whether or not I should put the dishwasher on.

All I and many of us want is a social media site that isn’t run by an insane person obsessed with money, themselves and AI. Just one. Please.

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

Oh no, wait, that was grapes.

CRACKERJACK

Not seen: A farmer with a boat and a bag of grain scrumpling up his plans and throwing them away in a tearful fit of defeated pique

Bloody Abraham has a hell of a lot to answer for.

Is there any real chance of a reaching a peace deal in a war where one side are irrational religious zealots operating under a repressive theocracy, and so are the other two.

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

This is starting to feel like a very good week to be getting solar panels fitted.

Yet another snub for Andy Burnham

Someone on this train is wearing a scarf that looks so much like mince I did a double take.

diaper bag with "concealed carry function"

good evening; america has been a 249 year social experiment by harvard university that is now complete. thank you for your time

"Were you out with a lady last night, sir? Did she want it, sir?"

Starmer's ability to find the exact sweetspot which pisses off everyone is extraordinary. He's a savant.

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Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

As far as I can tell, Meta just removed Zack Polanski's Facebook page to limit his social media reach...

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.

Thanks,
Zack Polanski

Illegal migraines living rent-free in Linda's head.

I now look forward to Zack being invited onto every third episode of Question Time for the next fifteen fucking years. I mean that’s definitely going to happen right?

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all”

Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since

“Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

We do not need this many Mini Eggs.

😯😯😯

Either that or his service revolver's malfunctioned and set fire to the whisky.

That must be very hard, but I'm glad you had the chance to see him before the end. Take care x