Every day I try to ask the questions my counsellor taught me:
Are you safe?
If you follow this chain of worry to its (illogical), conclusion, how likely is it that the worst thing will happen?
What’s the kid version of you still worried about? Do they always need to be in control?
We could just…stop filming every moment of our work and life?
Just casually reminding everyone that my book comes out in a few weeks, it REALLY helps if you preorder, and if you want a signed copy, you can get one shipped to you from Loyalty Books in DC 🖖🏽
Summarize your current/future works-in-progress in a few words:
1. Jane Austen meets Highlander
2. Dragons in a nineties mall
3. Silent films and necromancers
4. Final Fantasy + Star Trek
I think without Wh-don’s creepy influence, this could be rebooted in a really interesting way.
Don’t forget to take your meds and do gay crimes.
As someone who loves standup comedy and narrative, I find it so frustrating how comedy specials are dispersed across so many platforms. Even if you’re able to purchase a media file directly from the artist, it has to be watched on some weird online player. I just want a CD or DVD.
Something about listening to Sarah Harmer always feels perfect to me
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
All the more reason to develop a Luddite praxis in education:
People have always called me a “machine” when it comes to writing. Words like prolific sometimes have the connotation of “bad writing.” The truth is that I write a lot because it feels like I’ll die if I don’t, and I’m not ready for that yet.
It’s 1992. You are in a Radio Shack, browsing the computer corner. The Sierra games have vibrant covers. Soon, you’ll get a Yogen Früz. There is no soundtrack—just voices in the mall. Will you rent a video? Or talk about the future in someone’s parents’ rumpus room? Anything is possible.
This is one of my favorite books and it shook me to the core.
Grab it now. You will be transformed.
Great news! 🗞️
Our provincial budget is packed with savings to allow the UCP spending spree to continue while you get nothing!
1⃣ Clawbacks for disabled Albertans
2⃣ Seniors Income supplement
3⃣ Higher municipal property taxes!
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption
Apparently I have a lot of dicks in my feed tonight and I'm kind of enjoying it. If more men stayed home and jacked off, there would be no more wars.
Write the kind of sweet-ass book that will immediately get banned in Alberta. You owe it to yourself.
In the last decade, the Atlantic has not platformed a single trans person to speak about issues affecting them or the broader trans community. Not a single one. Yet, they have monthly screeds by Helen Lewis and endless money to pay random transphobic grifters to pump stuff like this out.
An illustration of a raccoon and an opossum running across a road. Text around them reads, "we are gonna get through this together."
we're all just critters crossing the multi-lane highway of life
YES I AM SAYING THIS EXACTLYYYYYYYYY
What are some good resources for learning Scots Gaelic? I have a 12-week textbook with audio supplements, but I'm also looking for other sources (and potentially even other textbooks, YouTube channels, etc.). Thanks!
Ombre French tip feathers? She's a couture bird, for sure
so, torture. they’re torturing them as federal policy. entirely predictable, but that doesn’t make it any less evil
Going to level with y’all
Been (somewhat successful) at writing NSF grants for 15 or so years and have served on many NSF panels
I have no clue how to get an NSF grant funded right now. Absolutely no clue
They didn’t like it
