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I don't mean to brag, but it's the morning of Spring Forward, and I've already changed not less than 2 clocks in my house (the rest of the clocks know what they did).
#Adulting
My kid sure has plenty of confidence. It seems like every time I run into one of the other parents at school, they’re telling me that my son has asked if he can have a play date with their kid.
Walking in on an argument with my kids
My 12yo: Whatever!
My 15yo: I'LL "WHATEVER" YOUR FACE... BY SLAPPING IT
Me: You're grounded
Nothing undoes all the centering and grounding of a yoga class like someone's dirty, bare foot stepping on my yoga mat.
Alex the cat sticking his butthole in my face
imma start saying goodnight to you all like Alex does to me
My 14yo had me ask AI if there's been any recorded goose related human deaths in the US, and when AI said none, my 12yo said that AI is maybe lying because it's trying to form a goose army to take over the world, and now I'm scared he's right, in case you're wondering how my night is going...
Blood moon total lunar eclipse and aurora happening now in Fairbanks, Alaska!
Wife: The new tabs arrived. If you don't put them in the car now, please make sure you do them before March 1.
Me: (setting the tabs aside) I'll get them done before then.
My Kid: Narrator - He didn't get them done on time.
Me: Hey now...
Narrator:...
molly cat belly up on my lap
wednesdays amiright
Nothing makes me happier than donating something from my house to someone who can use it. I have 1 husband available if anyone is interested.
If you walk into your bedroom, forget what you were going in there for, and decide to just stay there until you remember, you should probably make sure you have nothing else to do that day.
Sign #1721 I'm raising little lawyers -
Me: What are you doing with that calculator? Your math teacher said to show your work on homework.
My 12yo: I will.
Me: How?
12yo: I'll draw a picture of my calculator, showing the answer.
Me: No
Aurora over Beaver, Alaska
A comic about being bored...
Now with previous unreleased BONUS panel! 👇
Today, the legislative session opened with a tribute from our leaders to Speaker Hortman.
Our state is so much stronger for her work and legacy.
can't. I'm an all-star, getting my game on
That is one messy Kitten. 😳
Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
An intense aurora shaped like a hummingbird, full of red and green light, taken in Norway.
The hummingbird aurora!
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25021...
A few bakes this weekend, Tomato & garlic focaccia and some sourdough discard buttery bread rolls.
Took some rolls for Gran to enjoy, had focaccia with pulled pork 🤍🤍🤍
#yum #breadsky #food #eat #meal #sharing #sunday #baking #tasty #bakedwithlove #homemade #bakedrolls #focaccia #bakers #bluesky
16 sourdough baguette rolls cooling on a wire rack.
Sourdough baguette rolls turned out well, though I always under shoot the second proof during colder months.
Recipe was the sourdough baguette recipe via Sourdough Brandon.
#Baking #Breadsky
A cute bee-hind to brighten your day
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📷 credit: Erin Lanz
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