A normal thing Steven Seagal does is he eats the hot dog and the bun separately and makes a big deal about it every time saying it’s how they do in in Russia.
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A normal thing Steven Seagal does is he eats the hot dog and the bun separately and makes a big deal about it every time saying it’s how they do in in Russia.
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
If you take a shot every time he uses a cliche...
Well, it would be an ordinary Saturday night for Hegseth.
Every AI video is like someone made a collage out of magazine cutouts and wants me to be impressed with their ability to glue
Dinner was never late again.
On April 7, 2020, Pres. Trump, explaining why he had said things like "there will be no more cases soon" or " this is going to go away" in the early days of the pandemic, said, "I'm a cheerleader for America."
This explains 50%of what he says.
The other half is just grievance.
"STYMYING"?!?!
No. Just no.
Hello from Minnesota
I do love the fact that, given it's Hegseth, it's equally plausible that he's announcing that the US military will execute prisoners of war as policy or that he just doesn't know what "no quarter" means
Small brown and white dog
Soufflé is only two months old but has already learned how to gaze into the void with naught but despair. Good girl, Soufflé!
Also needs a foster home.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
And so the put Markwayne "You wanna step outside" Mullins in charge?
Oh, but Noem is now heading up THE SHIELD OF THE AMERICAS (aka we want to invade your countries to kill drug dealers,tell us we can).
wow -- JD Vance tosses Kristi Noem under the bus
"We recognized, frankly, that we needed the new leadership to hasten the delivery of resources to the people of North Carolina ... we think it's useful to have somebody come in and focus on some of this disaster relief and recovery stuff."
My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels
Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭
i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this
My plan to double the size of Tulane University is to simply rename it Forlane University.
Hear me out-
CRAB WAFFLES
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
Immediately disqualifying for the job for which he has been nominated. The 4th Amendment specifies it’s “the right of the people,” not of citizens.
We cannot allow someone who doesn’t understand the 4th Amendment to be the head of DHS.
She’s (a) running against Ilhan, and (b)probably counting on people not figuring out that she was an ICE prosecutor before signing up to imprison people at DOJ. Her candidacy comes with a free laugh track.
none of us should have to spend this much time thinking about an elderly cognitively impaired person to whom we are not related
The idea that there's any reason to coronate someone as the only possible presidential candidate BEFORE WE EVEN HAVE THE NOMINEES FOR THE FUCKING MIDTERMS is batshit insane.
Does anyone think Obama would have been the choice in March of 2014?
It shouldn't fall to trans people to explain to cis people why creating laws that effectively amount to "If you have or ever had a penis, you must behave this way; If you have, or ever had a vagina, you must behave this other way" is horrifically dangerous for everyone's rights.
What's My JND? 0.0091
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
"Be careful, my friend. This sector is controlled by the dread Luke Georgas."
Friendships between characters ate more interesting than romances. Not to say there can't be both.
I think that might be hot chocolate- note the marshmallows.
Ah, my mother's greeting whenever I visited.
