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I passed the Turing Test

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I’m considering disappearing somewhere in Bhutan.

08.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is true, if β€œthe good life” means β€œdrinking heavily and networking with other sons of the gentry, followed perhaps by an easy job in the Church,” and β€œthe humanities” mean β€œLatin and theology.”

08.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

From where do I keep getting these images inside my head? There’s this all-glass sunlit airconditioned room with a folk song running in the background.

07.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course Apple’s calling it β€˜super cores’. M6 is going to get super duper cores.

04.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brain is busy making dead wife montages of this woman I went out with 5 months back

04.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mkbhd is still obsessed with things being pawkettible

03.03.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His β€˜Notes on the Death of Culture’ is a vicious attack on… me.

02.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People refuse to acknowledge how an LLM actually works, and insist on assigning meaning and understanding to its output. There is no meaning, and the system understands neither the user’s question nor its own β€œresponse.”

02.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 6

Might have to return to being a hikikomori

02.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m taking the advice of Mario Vargas Llosa and abandoning all light entertainment

02.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Julian Barnes has written his last book and no one told me about it. 47yrs and this is my social circle.

21.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kept wondering why she was endearing and then realised she's in fact a golden retriever

18.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Where dead men meet, on lips of living men.’

12.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spent the last two hours talking to myself and my headache’s gone

27.01.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friendship with app has temporarily ended

22.01.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love Ehrmantraut’s low-tech gimmicks

22.01.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have now discovered Pinterest

16.01.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dua Lipa’s on the blurbs wtf

04.01.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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J.R.R. Tolkien Expressed a β€œHeartfelt Loathing” for Walt Disney and Refused to Let Disney Studios Adapt His Work Image via Wikimedia Commons I’ve just started reading J.R.R. Tolkien’s The HobbitΒ to my daughter.

J.R.R. Tolkien Expressed a β€œHeartfelt Loathing” for Walt Disney and Refused to Let Disney Studios Adapt His Work

03.01.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

The former πŸ₯³

04.01.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have now discovered hip-hop.

04.01.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why does she think she's Robben

04.01.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.01.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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nw

03.01.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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31.12.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'In a novel by Zoe Barnes, a pen-name of the late British novelist Susan Morgan, a protagonist likens the tea’s flavour to that of β€œroadmenders’ trousers”. A colleague of your correspondent compares it to β€œdrinking a basketball”.'

30.12.2025 10:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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She needs classes to high five

19.12.2025 10:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0