Mark Dove

Andrew Windsor and Peter Mandleson are both still under arrest, just on bail.

The only good thing about Farage is that everybody knows he's never going to be in Clacton.

That's really piss poor. AI slop? Everything about Feathers is wrong.

How's that 'guacamole' Peter?

#MandelsonFiles

More absurd is this guy appears to still be a lawyer with no professional sanction whatsoever.
And they wonder why the public have such a low opinion of the profession...

Grayling qualifies for sucking at least 3billion out of the Treasury for failed projects.

Ah but surely the undead have no reflection 🙃

Presumably you already had plenty of Tunnocks products.

I don't really like Ed; he's incredibly gullible / easy to lie to as proved by not only the Fujitsu Horizon scandal but also as trade minister in the Andrew days.
What an unlucky guy eh?

'Twould appear that the Spam delivery is held up in the Straits of Hormuz. Ill wind and all that.

I know right? If I remember correctly they got the latest huge pay rise because the job has become harder due to everybody hating them. Go figure.

You forgot "being a really big god botherer in a big hat".

This totally makes sense now

🎵 I sit and wait...

I do hope the barrister has been struck off and can never practise law again.
No?
How silly of me to imagine!

Don't be silly! He's got a cushy little number at Hutchison Ports Europe. None of these twats ever have regrets, shame, guilt, or any vaguely human emotions.

Don't you remember? You can be a minister for a day in Johnson's last ditch cabinet, and still get a huge payoff. No party on earth is ever gonna end the political welfare they grasp at. Oh, and I think their "independent" body has just recommended yet another huge inflation busting payrise.

Spoiler alert

It's spam

Or possibly spume

You are forgetting that the great British electorate has rarely, if ever, been "in their right mind".

It would be better to concentrate on the status of "friend" Israel than Russia at this point.

It's 183 days, or less if they have ties such as wife and kids in the UK, accomodation in the UK, work in the UK etc. More ties = less days before you become tax resident, but 183 days makes anyone tax resident.

There's a bright side even to salad.

Peppered mackerel?
Either way, there's no beige in sight.

Hungarian Bulls Blood?

Now I really want to know.
It's the other end of the line from Lichfield.
That's it.
I'm done.

Redditch: home of England's only cloverleaf junction.

Woof!

Blair's wallet hasn't been affected in the slightest.
In a similar vein, Cameron's colossal Brexit mistake didn't stop him becoming an unelected minister and peer for life. i.e. it didn't shame him into obscurity.
Both suckle at the public teat to the tune of £115k a year because every little helps.

Tis rather nice. Over there they label the best stuff "Sugar Cane Brandy" but of course the French won't let them import it like that into Europe.

How far back in time can you understand English? An experiment in language change

So as well as Wülferhampton there's also a Wulfleet.

www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

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