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I'm a musician. I'm a lawyer. I played Danny Zuko in my 8th grade production of Grease..in Hebrew. I wear Kermit the Frog socks.

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People are confused by, and scared by, genuine altruism and dedication to core beliefs. Corporations are scared of the inability to corrupt and exploit it. Normals are conditioned to not believe it.

14.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would be a really top tier drag name

13.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blueski

10.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who is Karim Garcia?

10.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I've said it before, but "can you pay my automo-bills" is the single greatest lyric from the entire decade of the '90s.

08.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unintentional truth spoken by Trump: SCOUTS has hurt this country by not having the guts to do what's right.

06.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unsure if that last paragraph is about Iran or the US right now...

04.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When my wife is away for work, my meals are either total crap or absolute gourmet. Nothing in between.
Like either the Mac and cheese my kids left on their plates, or a small filet mignon with a balsamic glaze, grilled carrots, and a side salad.

04.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last gasps of journalism before CNN's complete demise.

03.03.2026 04:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Came here to say exactly this...

02.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone checked the betting markets? There's got to be an insider who's trading on the REAL expected length...

02.03.2026 05:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't realize he presented ANY justifications, so fact checking silence would be futile.

01.03.2026 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something...

28.02.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The anti-drone system brought down a drone! Sounds like success to me!

27.02.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no hell hot enough.

27.02.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to Miami indeed!

26.02.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to run a group that played capture the flag on the streets of Manhattan. We had a good relationship with the cops.
Pretty sure I'd be arrested if I did that in 2026.

26.02.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. Because a bully only hates one thing, and that's to be ignored.

25.02.2026 02:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it 3?

24.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point, I'd rather groom my facial hair by pulling out each follicle one-by-one with rusty tweezers.

24.02.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...
@infinitescream.bsky.social

23.02.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My cat looking out a sliding glass door at the snowfall

My cat looking out a sliding glass door at the snowfall

Also:
I demand pictures of babies and pets admiring the snowfall.
My 2.5 year old is asleep, but here's the cat:

23.02.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's, dare I say, shitty.

22.02.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A month is a long time. Unless you have kids. Then it's an impossible timeline.

22.02.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. Goalies address like seagulls. If you feed them, they will never stop bothering you.

22.02.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.

News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

22.02.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 6271 ๐Ÿ” 1061 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 133 ๐Ÿ“Œ 117

And here I expected something with a rifle...

20.02.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unlike the AUSA, who doesn't get the job done!
(I, too, should have workshopped, perhaps.)

20.02.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Bari Weiss has cancelled the future of journalism" is a little too on-the-nose for me...

18.02.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It just goes on and on, my friend...

18.02.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0