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IT Security, Fraud and Phishing. Progressive politics. Weird cars.

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960 farthings to the pound, that was small change even in 1961 when it was withdrawn

11.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pet Shop Boys - What Have I Done To Deserve This (Official Video) [HD REMASTERED]
Pet Shop Boys - What Have I Done To Deserve This (Official Video) [HD REMASTERED] YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone

I think it was something like..
youtu.be/Wn9E5i7l-Eg?...

11.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TBH, not actually the worst delivery service I've seen in the UK.. that award goes to UPS who also have a pretty miserable reputation in the US.

10.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch, that would do it.
Cheats, spoofers and abusers don't get any respect from other players and respect is a key component IMO.

10.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The critical infrastructure that’s most vulnerable to Iranian attack Attacks on desalination plants mark a dangerous escalation in the Middle East conflict. Experts tell Stuti Mishra the Gulf's most water-scarce nations face an existential threat

Attacks on desalination plants mark a dangerous escalation in the Middle East conflict. Experts tell Stuti Mishra the Gulf's most water-scarce nations face an existential threat

10.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

OPR is my favourite thing, but it's taking six months to get a portal approved. But the quality of submissions is waaay better than Wayfarer which is full of low quality and fake submissions, not a loss to OPR. Honestly though I don't think OPR is broken, it needs opening up more.

09.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh I don't know. Are they insured?

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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captain america says i understood that reference ALT: captain america says i understood that reference
04.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With any luck they'll fuck up naming the target and hit Mar-a-Lago.

04.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a website that was once number one in Google for the search term "horse porn".

It did not contain any horse porn.

25.02.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best scene from the entire show.

"Well, this ought to be different.."

24.02.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses is standing next to another man ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is standing next to another man
21.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's buried somewhere in the LCARS technology stack, so I sure hope so.

20.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It helped to *restore* and *defend* democracies in Western Europe, that were there already.

19.02.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I found a better car park..
maps.app.goo.gl/9FqLGsDFnZ6f...

19.02.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I worked in IT in a college when Turbo buttons were all the rage. We disconnected them in the end because of the random state the machines were left in

18.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanos versus Q?

16.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, another meeting for Commander Riker with Starfleet HR

13.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was always a poor rip-off of NetWare Directory Services, that was a cool product which could do *everything* when used with the Zenworks management tool. Still, AD is a helluva lot better than what came before. Trouble is it's designed for on-prem and not cloud..

11.02.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue and gold dress is asking for please ALT: a woman in a blue and gold dress is asking for please
10.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we have Shakespeare's birthday off as well?

09.02.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Matt Goodwin standing in front of a house with VOTE SAXON posters plastered all over it

Matt Goodwin standing in front of a house with VOTE SAXON posters plastered all over it

09.02.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of the saying in sales... "never mind the negative margin, look at the market share!"

06.02.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My pitch to Jason Statham. Sorry, couldn't stop myself.

I decided to write a movie for Jason Statham in which ICE invades the small midwestern town of Tinyville and EX-DELTA FORCE SAS NAVY SEAL SHERIFF MASON MCKILLCHAIN must choose between the law and revenge, but not for long.

06.02.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8

Microsoft's attitude on a lot of stuff is "sure we *have* the data but you can't look at it all at once". Reporting consoles often have completely arbitrary restrictions.

05.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a spare seat in the House of Lords for you...

05.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They need to send back more time travellers

04.02.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Richard Wilson was 54 when that started, Annette Crosbie was 56.

04.02.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Office & Business Mice – Ceratech Accuratus Limited

Amazingly, they still exist.. or at least a company of the same name.
ceratechaccuratus.com/collections/...

03.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently there's something called Access but I use PuTTY if I want a terminal emulator.

03.02.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0