Greg

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The new tattoo itch is stronggggg right now.

Correct.

Impossible to beat a Negroni.

Hey! I get this reference now!

It’s a garlic pasta thing!

It’s like a garlic pasta thing. I’m usually very skeptical of frozen Italian outside of lasagna and this was sooo good. (We cooked chicken to add to it.)

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Finding a new Trader Joe’s frozen meal that hits

Members of Congress used to get censured for things like this.

This is not true—driver’s licenses aren’t acceptable under the SAVE Act without additional proof of citizenship. The fact that they keep doing this sleight of hand should make clear that the SAVE Act is not something that “every American gets”

It got better once I accepted that it was a deeply unserious show. It was described to me by the masses as “very horny for the first few episodes and then it turns into a real show” and that “real show” did not arrive lol

It is not. 😂

Scott and Kip’s story is lowkey cute. I’ll give it that.

So we finally watched Heated Rivalry this weekend

Y’all. Hoppers was cute af. Even with a theater full of children.

20mg and

Let me tell you all a story about a mouse named Lorry.

Monilie money money hoe, chinka chinka chingka-flow

So, fun fact, you actually can get the excess skin removed that causes some of the appearance of puffiness.

Happy birthday

Pregaming a DJ set with watching Moulin Rouge because I believe in balance.

Girl, you already know the answer to that! They’re like the $48 regular HMD tickets that they claim exist.

They also STARTED at $92

This is why you ask your German speaking friends to proof your German skeets!

Do we think Trade is a feminine noun?

It’s a priority this weekend.

Roses are red,
the end draws nigh,

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

Happy birthday

I love telling people I live in downtown Brooklyn and receiving a blank stare so I have to use the Eye of Sauron as a point of reference.

It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.