Grems ♿

six harlequin ducks looking so perfect on a craggy rock

look at this. absolutely disgusting!!!!

he's a 10 but he had a perfect life until it was destroyed by a 6 year coma and now his fiance is married to another man and his son doesn't know who he is and he can see things, you should see what he can see

i used to do remote coaching with Adam and it was very eds friendly, helpfully tailored to my personal limitations, and absolutely *no* pressure (when my health crashed out and i stopped being able to actually exercise there was literally only encouragement every single week!!)

highly recommend

it took me a bit to understand instead of being utterly overwhelmed but once i did, i thought it was a very fun puzzle!

they didn't know what to do with me at school so they took me out of 1st grade and dropped me across the hallway of the K-12 school with the high schoolers. we read Island of the Blue Dolphins and analyzed the shit out of the morphology and phonetics

I'm sure we did more but that's what stuck 🤷

excellent shoes

I was already pretty proud of this one but that makes it so much better

a white borzoi puppy with dark eyes and a black nose, looking off to the right with perked up ears. her nose is pretty long but her chin is tucked down so it looks maybe within reason

white borzoi puppy with dark eyes and a black nose, looking to the left with perked up ears. her chin is not tucked and her nose looks pretty long

white borzoi puppy with dark eyes and black nose, looking directly at the camera while getting chin scratches. her ears are tucked back and her head is lifted so her nose is parallel to the camera lense. the nose looks pretty absurdly long

white borzoi puppy with dark eyes and black nose, getting chin scratches. her head is lifted to point sort of toward the camera, and it cannot properly autofocus on the tip of the nose as well as the rest of the head; the focus landed just above the black nose, so the dog is mostly blurry

everything is terrible. overwhelm reigns.

try this instead:
snoot

Kelloggs Pops breakfast cereal commercial from the 90s/00s, but edited to be a bowl full of dildos and voiced over to say "gotta have my cocks"

the aliens are finally saving some of the earth species, thank the gods

[id: a trail cam in a grassy area with a smattering of far away trees. there are two deer hooves in the top center of the frame and no other animal is visible]

a white borzoi with her head in a circular rope chew toy

i can be ur angle or ur devil

not killing yourself is self care

GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

have noted this before but want to again emphasize that us Tattoo Havers can tell you only certain shops would have totenkopfs and they are going to be surrounded by other nazi symbols that you will in fact easily recognize

open.spotify.com/track/59ndu9...

i see the horse furries are making music again
nice busy gamers

idk if it's got reach on here but on mastodon there's a delightful Solarpunk community

yes!! it's been close a few times in the last couple decades afaik!

it is, in fact, exactly why they keep them tied together the way they are

saw someone on instagram point out that part of the reason you don't see americans protesting the way other countries want us to is because our jobs are holding us hostage via healthcare coverage and that's really, really true

when the antidepressants work but now your dick doesn't

🪻 HEY, LESBIANS! I'm slowly gearing up to put Lessons in Bitter Annihilation, a TTRPG about lesbians and comphet, into print.

If you are a lesbian and do:
🎨 Illustration
🖱️ Graphic design
🖥️ TTRPG layout design

Please share your portfolio in the replies! Trans lesbians especially encouraged 🧡🩷💜

oooo who wants to see my friend's disability art dance thing oooo

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

honestly i can kinda get this, Asshole Move 1 is like "damn i deserved that" about Asshole Move 2, who is like "bro i know this sucked but so did you. they do it for fire hoses. want me to unplug so you can move?" and then everyone is a little sheepish but also there's nothing to fight about

I'm done thinking about stupid shit on here. The New York Times op ed page. Romantasy novelists applauding 9/11. From now on I'm thinking full time about a French private investigator with a hook for a hand named Le Chat Diabolique (The Diabolical Cat) who I just made up. He lives above a bakery

weird how my days currently include line items like “teach horse to paint” and also line items like “call senators regarding illegal preemptive war” and “check contingency plan for retaliatory attack on power grid”

it's truly challenging in combo with autistic enormous feelings because I've landed at "try to trust people and if they do (big/unfixable) betrayal (or small betrayal but won't fix it w you) then move on"

only it doesn't make the extreme pain of it hurt any less deeply 😮‍💨 and neither does practice!!

*making coffee* HOT MILKS IN YOUR AREA

I have some more thoughts I'd like to lay out below.

[Disclaimer that this 🔥🏹 thread is for entertainment/educational purposes only 😈] /1