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When the #SNL cameo gets a two minute applause and I have no idea who it is…..

Hi, @mariners.com. If the spring training games are on Mariners.TV and Mariners.TV channels are not available on cable or satellite, does that mean cable and satellite viewers don't get to watch spring training games without purchasing Mariners.TV (which they otherwise wouldn't have to purchase?)

@microsoft.com What the HELL did you do to all my keyboard shortcuts?

because then the NFL wouldn’t have Los Angeles in their highest profile game.

Cut Woolen now. #Seahawks. #Unacceptable

Rams are going to win the Super Bowl | Commentary The Rams are going to win the Super Bowl. Sunday's win over the Bears was the test that all championship teams must pass, columnist Bill Plaschke writes.

Well, it looks like we know who the @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social is rooting for: www.seattletimes.com/sports/nfl/b...

Has anyone knocked on Jerry Dipoto's door to see if he's OK? #Mariners

There are too many advantages. And too much crying. Rudy didn’t cry. #Survivor

This has to be the most racist season of #Survivor.

#Mariners get the screw job again. #BecauseMariners

If the Democrats could prove that they would ever “do something about it,” then maybe more people would vote for Democrats. If they continue caving, then posting things like this will be all the Democratic “leadership” can do.

Sure. But they’re all too chicken to contest leadership. It’s an old school seniority game.

I'm just saying, if it had been the #Mariners, last night's game would have gone 26 innings.

The following day, ESPN Insider Jeff Passan reports: "Mariners trade Gilbert, Woo, and Kirby to Yankees for single-A first baseman and cash considerations."

If the Seattle #Mariners were a band, their one (and only) album would be entitled "Inevitable Failure."

Rest of the nation, don't feel too bad for Mariner fans.

You don't see us this far much, so there was absolutely no surprise on our end when they went to the wrong pitcher or gave up the big homerun, that's what true Mariners do.

Julio swinging at ball 4 a foot outside, Cal on-deck?

MARINER.

a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room ALT: a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room

Because #Mariners

No one available to hit for Rivas? #Mariners

Where was Muñoz? #Mariners

Yup.

Leadoff walk again, huh? #Mariners

We don’t talk about next series.

Another goddamned leadoff walk. #Mariners

That leadoff walk is always such a great fucking strategy. #Mariners

All #Mariners luck is bad luck.

They are so up the asses if the blue jays.

And the #Mariners finally realized that they were, in fact, the #Mariners. #BecauseMariners

Yep. The #Mariners are Marinersing.