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Souness & Socrates

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes

Welcome to Underwater Bubbly Fart Club. The first rule of Underwater Bubbly Fart Club is: you do not talk about Underwater Bubbly Fart Club. The second rule of Underwater Bubbly Fart Club is: you not talk about Underwater Bubbly Fart Club.

Clarinet Toby

Lady O Diana

Late to his lovely party but very much enjoying glistening to the podcasts of @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social

Before the Internet: Two children play funnel full of fart.

NEXT SUNDAY! All Remembered Mothers' names to me please by 10p.m Saturday 14th. Reposts appreciated.

BUCKS FIZZ TO DO LIST

Speed it up ✅
Slow it down ✅
Play around ✅
Make mind up ✅

Me: Fairground Attraction, what's your favourite transparent thermoplastic?

FA: It's got to beeeeeee perspex

Sandy from Shetland

Tosh from Shetland

You found nineteen plectrums in your underpants after a night out in Todmorden Sandy? Are you sure?

Aye Tosh. I'm sure. Spotted them straight away. Fell out as I was putting on my pyjamas.

White riot - I wanna riot (PING)
White riot - a riot of my own (PING)
White riot - I wanna riot (PING)
White riot - a riot of my own (PING)

Theresa May sings

The captain is a one-armed dwarf
He's throwing dice along the wharf
In the land of the blind
The one-eyed man is king

Every word a sermon in itself.

A monochrome ‘spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?

From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon

(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)

Bruce Lee smiles to himself, top off, eating with chopsticks.

Bruce Lee remembering the time me and Kenny put bubble wrap under all the rugs in Chuck Norris's appartment.

You must be as silly as I am x

Haven't had a *dream in a **long ***time

*banana
**Honda
***Civic

Nice bag

Binary me
1100101011
Bit more
110110101011100011
Bit more
111001010101110001010111100
Mmmm. Now we're getting there

Lady Di

My nicest trousers

Independent shops and restaurants can kiss my arse. Give me a Woolworths and a Spudulike.

I'm gonna get you, one day.

I am aware of him x

Wild thnig
You make my heart snig
You make everythnig
Grovoy

Windsor Davies

half a pound
of basmatti rice
half a pound
of tofu

In the 90's, my friend Kenny invented Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, and to this day, he's never received so much as a penny.

Goose

Go 'snack'

Thanks for the support! X

Harry Heape kids books

My books are for kids ❤️

Clarinet guy

Lady Di

Souness stares at Socrates

Love finds you when you're ready ❤️