shannon

the democratic party just can’t get over hamilton

working late nights is fun bc bro pulled the we*ner out n took a long tinkle on the f train and it spread down the entire car :)

Not the biggest fan of overnight oats bc I want this shit NOW!

this person either knows everything or nothing and there is no middle ground

just tried to get antidepressants online and Hers told me i’m TOO DEPRESSED for them to help me lmao

from NYT: Do Cocktail Glasses Have a Gender? For Some Men, Clearly. Stereotypes may be fading, but bartenders say many male customers are still uneasy with fancy glassware. And bars are trying to help.

guy: i’m not gonna buy into woke gender ideology

same guy: this cup is a girl

bitch mcconnell

“we’re a family here”