jo

see you guys for 10 minutes next month i guess lol

i know i’m teaching pigs to sing here but this place is such an abject bummer

i come over here once a month or so and i’m always struck by how boring it is. truly a sauceless website.

fortnite needs to release this fuckin skin already i’m losing patience

first of all, i’m gay.
second, my dick is small.

one of the most consistently funny things about south park is how much butters is made to suffer despite being the sweetest most innocent kid

it’s time

i know <3 you’ve been busy movin so i didn’t want to bother you. still need to write your postcard lol

hall monitor ass website

it feels like a dead mall over here

are there group chats here yet

banana

need details on this bc i might relate

yea i’ve avoided updating my ios too but a lot of apps are yelling at me and idk how much longer i’ll be able to keep it up. i don’t want it to be over

i get a daily notice that says the app is out of date and is being deprecated soon but that’s been going on for literal years so i don’t think they actually care. for some reason

i realized i never go on bluesky bc my twitter app is from 2022 so the experience is basically the exact same as here but with group chats, which is kind of the only reason i hang out on twitter. once i’m forced to update i’m sure i’ll spend more time here with u guys..

i have absolutely seen that work before lol for several people

in reality i feel like i’m going to like the wrong post one day and wake up to my account being suspended

need to post here more since posting or even DMing certain things on twitter creates the slim but very real possibility of having the gears of war hammer of dawn fall directly on my house as directed by mr spacex himself

i’ll miss your retweets they were great cultural exposure

my fyp is all skiing videos i gotta go

hey KID you wanna see a carTOON

not yet

now you tell me

one of the worst ads ive ever seen

seeing the deer hunter today for the first time on film at the vista yiippeee

omg it’s been months
but ofc <3 missed u too

followed a bunch of people now my ratios garbage. 2017 all over again

my hands are aching it’s so cold in my house

Barstool Sports is an actual guy. Mr Sports is the most prolific reposter of all time