When you're trying to follow a gym routine but someone's too busy hanging out at the machine texting or flirting with an instructor. Jusko.
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When you're trying to follow a gym routine but someone's too busy hanging out at the machine texting or flirting with an instructor. Jusko.
"And then he showed me his guns."
"Hot!"
"As in literal guns!"
"Run!"
"What's a finsta?"
*Me explaining as someone who learned about this word just this year..."
Tumpakners:
"Name a number BETWEEN 1 and 5"
"1!"
"I had to Google LFG."
"Where is IRL?"
"Girl, that's not a bar in Poblacion."
My annual happy holidays tita group in a nutshell (a thread):
Poke flute + Victreebell combo works so well. With Wigglytuff , even better.
On-brand
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Same sentiment.
Won't be teaching next semester. Guess I'll have to find a new personality.
I suppose there's always a first. Stepped on an earring, and boy, am I a bleeder.
He looks way too good! I'm just an average Joe. :)
For the love of God stop showing me bad takes from Twitter. If I wanted to see bad takes from Twitter, I'd be on Twitter.
Orgs future-proofing in this new news landscape www.niemanlab.org/2024/12/news...
Dating white men in the Philippines is me making Thanksgiving recipes for his dinners and trying to convince him that turkey will never be yummy and lechon manok with Mang Tomas Siga is the way to go.
Also, I hate meatloaf.
I actually remember my gramps' 6-digit landline number:
904489
Which then became:
9318711
And now I can't remember my 8-digit landlines number lol.
Listening to two loud main characters outshare and out-snowflake each other is more exhausting than a marathon. Nawalan tuloy ako ng gana magsulat.
Buy all banned books as presents
College addiction: diet coke and cigarettes.
Grad school addiction: 3-hour thesis breaks.
Having to mute self-obsessed people again.
Solon flags OVP, DepEd receipts under same name but with ‘different’ signatures abs-cbn.com/news/2024/11...
I love both. :)
Watched Wicked at the cinema last night and realized this is the first time I've seen a theater this full since before the pandemic. Then again, I usually watch movies in the afternoon and last night's full was probably just 70% capacity.
ANDY: I clarified your butter.
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
Did you win? Really pisses me off when people win simply by having a couple of Ex cards with overused strategies.
Tbf, people smelled nice tonight. Just that someone spilled poppers and I felt my throat burning for a quick minute.
If you see this, post your favorite blonde character
I know OG Terra has green hair, but the re-release version has blonde hair. Anything to prove my loyalty to FF6 lol.
what’s the last anime you watched? GIFs only
Binge mode actually
I'm just glad I was out tonight. ✨️😎✨️
