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Writer, filmmaker, dreamer http://www.adambertocci.com

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(1) I really didn't believe you until I Googled for myself
(2) Now that I know it's real: why isn't it a CCG

14.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen my high school nieces in Fleetwood Mac and AC/DC t-shirts. Granted, in the latter case, she confessed that she didn't know the music, she just liked the shirt

12.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inventing a new category. It's to help people onramp to software-as-a-service. I call it SAASAASβ€”software-as-a-service-_as-a-service_. I don't know yet exactly how it will work, but I'm sure it will involve me getting a percentage of every transaction somehow

11.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Sorcery of White Rats

Twentysomethings, quarter-life crises, visions of God and apocalypse and introspection of the magic of totally-not-New-York-City, witty writing.

If these sound up your alley, than you should read THE SORCERY OF WHITE RATS by @adambertocci.bsky.social.

www.adambertocci.com/whiterats/

10.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i love following up. i love checking in. circling back. any word. would love a status update. lmk. i do not have an anxiety disorder fyi

09.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 611 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

Thinking about making a YouTube account where I react to other YouTube vids. I'll play the original and point to it a few times, maybe give the thumbs-up and a smile. Hold on, a cable channel just drove up to my house with a big truck of money

09.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't get all the hype about '80s movies. They didn't make any of my favorite kind: the '80s nostalgia movie

09.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No no, this is Bluesky, you're supposed to be posting "Capital gains are the ownership class stealing the value of labor and should be taxed at 120% to fund free childcare for endangered owls." The revolution is coming any day now

07.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For a few years I did that work and I prided myself on respecting the timing and then of course all the apps came along that do it badly but free and nowadays you see a lot more of that, don'tcha

07.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me Thanksgiving morning

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Genuinely shocked that the fifth one made it on, good to see some people on here having a nice time

06.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Chicken's Journey: A Unique Twist on Classic Riddles Discover Adam Bertocci's clever twist on a classic riddle in his short story about a chicken's journey of love, humor, and transformation.

Today I review CHICKEN CROSSING, a short story by @adambertocci.bsky.social Who else could write a poignant meditation on love, death, and fate using the corniest of old jokes? #booksky ruinedchapel.com/2026/03/06/b...

06.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Skateboard stop-motion

04.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 738 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 9
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I mean, maybe, but he'll probably have soldiers go first

04.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Overheard a parking lot argument:

β€” You are a horrible fuckin’ parker!
β€” I know I’m horrible!
β€” Then move the fuckin’ car!
β€” Don’t tell me what to fuckin’ do!

They were still at it by the time I was out of earshot but I really was impressed with the snippet I received.

03.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just launched my new sports gambling platform, DraftViziers. You don't place bets yourself, you just watch other people do it and occasionally tell them, "Well wagered, sire" or "I would advise against that action, my liege"

02.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure why everyone was expecting a market crash today. That only happens for important things, like if a tech company isn't given Belgium, or some guy says something

02.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They say that it's easier to _get_ a job when you _have_ a job. Is it also easier to get a third job when you have two jobs? If so, by the time you have eight or nine jobs it ought to be trivially easy to secure all employment in the known universe

02.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you think Trump's mad at Anthropic *now*, wait till he finds out some of his books were swiped to train their AI. Do you think he'll fill out the class action form himself or have the DOJ help him

28.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve successfully replaced all my employees with AI.

The secret: I didn’t have any employees.

But I’m obviously very forward-thinking and I spaced my post like this so some tech dude should invest $37.8 billion in me now β€˜cause of all the money this will make

27.02.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need to put people over profits. By "people", of course, I mean me. And also I still want profits

27.02.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in America is impoverished and miserable, and the only thing that will change it is a revolution. But the revolution will never happen, because everyone in America is too well-off and satisfied.

26.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the jagged little pill with the big story to tell

26.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inventing a new stock index called the S&P 499. It's the S&P 500 except without Bunge Global. Never you mind why. Bunge Global knows what it did

25.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(replying to a post about Issue A) This is a distraction from issue B
(replying to a post about Issue B) This is a distraction from issue A

24.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Code is so coding-coded

24.02.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't understand how the whole thing works but the smaller parts and underlying processes and mechanisms are also beyond my understanding.

24.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Young Steven Spielberg dutifully logging his 19th rewatch of his film of the crashing toy trains on his Letterboxd

24.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tough economy these days. I went through my whole building and not one person hired me to clear the snow outside their apartment.

23.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I was better at counting reasons. I can think of zero reasons why

23.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0