(1) I really didn't believe you until I Googled for myself
(2) Now that I know it's real: why isn't it a CCG
(1) I really didn't believe you until I Googled for myself
(2) Now that I know it's real: why isn't it a CCG
I've seen my high school nieces in Fleetwood Mac and AC/DC t-shirts. Granted, in the latter case, she confessed that she didn't know the music, she just liked the shirt
Inventing a new category. It's to help people onramp to software-as-a-service. I call it SAASAASβsoftware-as-a-service-_as-a-service_. I don't know yet exactly how it will work, but I'm sure it will involve me getting a percentage of every transaction somehow
Twentysomethings, quarter-life crises, visions of God and apocalypse and introspection of the magic of totally-not-New-York-City, witty writing.
If these sound up your alley, than you should read THE SORCERY OF WHITE RATS by @adambertocci.bsky.social.
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats/
i love following up. i love checking in. circling back. any word. would love a status update. lmk. i do not have an anxiety disorder fyi
Thinking about making a YouTube account where I react to other YouTube vids. I'll play the original and point to it a few times, maybe give the thumbs-up and a smile. Hold on, a cable channel just drove up to my house with a big truck of money
I don't get all the hype about '80s movies. They didn't make any of my favorite kind: the '80s nostalgia movie
No no, this is Bluesky, you're supposed to be posting "Capital gains are the ownership class stealing the value of labor and should be taxed at 120% to fund free childcare for endangered owls." The revolution is coming any day now
For a few years I did that work and I prided myself on respecting the timing and then of course all the apps came along that do it badly but free and nowadays you see a lot more of that, don'tcha
Me Thanksgiving morning
Genuinely shocked that the fifth one made it on, good to see some people on here having a nice time
Today I review CHICKEN CROSSING, a short story by @adambertocci.bsky.social Who else could write a poignant meditation on love, death, and fate using the corniest of old jokes? #booksky ruinedchapel.com/2026/03/06/b...
Skateboard stop-motion
I mean, maybe, but he'll probably have soldiers go first
Overheard a parking lot argument:
β You are a horrible fuckinβ parker!
β I know Iβm horrible!
β Then move the fuckinβ car!
β Donβt tell me what to fuckinβ do!
They were still at it by the time I was out of earshot but I really was impressed with the snippet I received.
Just launched my new sports gambling platform, DraftViziers. You don't place bets yourself, you just watch other people do it and occasionally tell them, "Well wagered, sire" or "I would advise against that action, my liege"
Not sure why everyone was expecting a market crash today. That only happens for important things, like if a tech company isn't given Belgium, or some guy says something
They say that it's easier to _get_ a job when you _have_ a job. Is it also easier to get a third job when you have two jobs? If so, by the time you have eight or nine jobs it ought to be trivially easy to secure all employment in the known universe
If you think Trump's mad at Anthropic *now*, wait till he finds out some of his books were swiped to train their AI. Do you think he'll fill out the class action form himself or have the DOJ help him
Iβve successfully replaced all my employees with AI.
The secret: I didnβt have any employees.
But Iβm obviously very forward-thinking and I spaced my post like this so some tech dude should invest $37.8 billion in me now βcause of all the money this will make
We need to put people over profits. By "people", of course, I mean me. And also I still want profits
Everyone in America is impoverished and miserable, and the only thing that will change it is a revolution. But the revolution will never happen, because everyone in America is too well-off and satisfied.
the jagged little pill with the big story to tell
Inventing a new stock index called the S&P 499. It's the S&P 500 except without Bunge Global. Never you mind why. Bunge Global knows what it did
(replying to a post about Issue A) This is a distraction from issue B
(replying to a post about Issue B) This is a distraction from issue A
Code is so coding-coded
i don't understand how the whole thing works but the smaller parts and underlying processes and mechanisms are also beyond my understanding.
Young Steven Spielberg dutifully logging his 19th rewatch of his film of the crashing toy trains on his Letterboxd
Tough economy these days. I went through my whole building and not one person hired me to clear the snow outside their apartment.
I wish I was better at counting reasons. I can think of zero reasons why