Umi Naughty

bad Mac and Cheese should be punishable by death

a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words it 's my time now above him ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words it 's my time now above him

if there’s one thing I’ll be an absolute bitch about it’s scheduling meetings during lunch

As a Sociologist, I need to tell you

the chaos cascade (200+ exec orders) isn't dysfunction — it's disaster capitalism's playbook. your confusion = their strategy.

if I had a dime for every time I lost my pen, I’d lose count because I’d lose the dimes too

first the Kroger app is down now Grindr, is this the end?

no thoughts just the What is This Feeling choreo on loop

I’m always been skeptical of movie musicals but OMG WICKED WAS SO AMAZING OOOOAAAHHHHHH

omfg 😂

a woman is standing in a room with her hands on her chest and the words swooning written on the bottom . ALT: a woman is standing in a room with her hands on her chest and the words swooning written on the bottom .

just got nutted and gutted and then he made me an espresso martini after

this won’t feel like home until all the alt accounts arrive

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