Courtney Mroch

Omg. I thought it was a joke. No. They really did name something Operation Epic Escort. If you’re trying to distract from the Epstein files with this War on Iran, maybe come up with a little less sexually suggestive operation name?

Operation Failure of Epic Proportions is the name Dems really need to use when referring to this disaster of a war Trump started with Iran.

I hope they nut up and really do that.

The Internet Is Completely Losing It Over This Brand-New Emoji — BuzzFeed

Oooo! I’m sure I’ll use the distorted face emoji everyone’s excited about, but I’m REALLY excited about the Bigfoot/Hairy Beast emoji!

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I’m thinking that’s a fair prediction.

I’m hailing them heroes for even going after it like this. #GetEm 👏

That’s the most polite bitch slap I’ve ever read.

It's like when I got cancer. Everyone felt bad, but more prevalent was the relief it wasn't them having to go through it.

Since then, when friends have had their health issues, they come to me expecting my help getting them through it. Which I do, but it often frustrates me. Can Zelensky relate?

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Trump, Hegseth, et al were so desperate to flex their muscles (that no one asked to see) and show the world their "strength" (again, no one cared) that they thought they could win their war on Iran easily.

So much for being a stable genius. A disease that seems contagious.

Iran Signals a Fight to the End With Appointment of Khamenei’s Son — The Wall Street Journal Mojtaba Khamenei, close to Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, is expected to take a confrontational stance toward the West

If Iran is signaling a fight to the end with the appointment of Khamenei’s Son, which “end” are we talking about? Just Trump’s War on Iran or the end of the world? Guess we’ll find out if they really have nukes or not, right? Great job, Trump, you Grim Reaper.

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When words don’t age well…

He’s the ugliest ugly American ever.

First of all, this can be used in court later, right? He used the word “war.” So he’s settled that debate whether or not we’re in a non-Congress authorized war. Noted.

Second, did I miss the parade? We already won the war? As usual, him saying it happened doesn’t it make it so. He’s such a dunce!

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Only fools would make such a foolish declaration. #JokersGonnaJoke

Trump says nothing else gets signed until Congress passes his voting bill — Axios President Trump said Sunday he won't sign any bills until Congress passes the SAVE America Act, which would require proof of citizenship and photo ID to vote.

More immaturity from the Baby in Chief.

“Pass my SAVE Act or I won’t sign anything else! Waaa!”

Someone get this bozo a bottle. And a one way ticket to jail would be nice too.

“Donald is smart that way” would look good on merch.

Are we on the precipice of our lives once again being upended like how they were in 2020? Except instead of a virus, it’s war that does it? And all because some men, especially a very big orange one, couldn’t keep his greed or ego in check or his pecker in his pants?

Sadly, he sure seems like he’s using any kind of an excuse, any kind of a play that he can to find a way to rig elections. And if not that, Johnson will surely stall or call another recess not to swear people in. They’re for sure plotting. Hoping goodness prevails!

The truth is out. 💯

Three adult kangaroos and one Joey half out of its mom’s pouch lounging on the ground

It won’t be much longer before this Joey leaves mom’s pouch entirely to join the rest of the mob.

A brown and black goat flecked with white is sitting with his eye closed, face turned up to the sun and his mouth looks as if he’s smiling.

It was a goat of a day to bask in the abundant early spring warmth and sunshine at the Nashville Zoo today.

How do MAGAts defend their "I voted for Trump because the economy was my biggest concern" BS now?

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I don't know. I guess the Magic 8 Ball's ruling is the same as it has been since Trump started this shit second term of his.

"Buckle up, buttercup. Continued craziness ahead. Likely to get even more cuckoo."

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A Saudi-led coalition bombed Houthi rebels in Yemen.

The co-pilot of Germanwings Flight 9525 intentionally crashed in the French Alps, killing everyone on board.

A gunman killed two people in a terrorist attack in Copenhagen, Denmark.

Did that answer my question? Am I more prepared now?

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Nothing really happened on--or because of--either Friday the 13th in 2015, but it was interesting to revisit the news from back then.

It involved ISIS murdering hostages and attacking a museum in Tunisia. Libya retaliated.

Iraq conducted military operations to take back Tikrit from ISIS...

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The last time there were two Friday the 13ths in back-to-back months was 2015. (Like 2026, they also fell in both February and March.)

This past February's Friday the 13th was brutal for me. The world is nuts. I'm superstitious, so to prepare, I asked Google what happened last time...

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OMG YES!!!!!! There was NO reason to raise it that fast except greed!

Good grief? Up another .20 cents already. Damn.