People call me Waluigi

Now I imagine some poor child getting beaten up by a bright red, scrawny wet noodle of a little boy 😂 I'd die of embarassment

With 8 being the average normal person, I'd say everything above that is unlikely and above 10 is unrealistic for a scrawny wizard with such soft hands 😂

I think those are more annoying to viewers than beneficial. YT has an a habit of showing you the same 5 videos you already watched over and over so when the title or thumbnail change, you think it's new but it's not but clicking on it again will only show it more, drowning out the actually new stuff

In which game can you pet Amaterasu, source of all that is good and mother to us all? 🌅

They are lovers, your honour. These men kiss each other.

Speaking of #pirateyakuzainhawaii Minami and Nishida are fucking, right? #minashida is pretty much canon, right? They love each other very much, RIGHT?!

I can't keep letting fictional Japanese men ruin my life...
I just finished #pirateyakuzainhawaii and I'm absolutely shattered 😭
What do you mean it was #Kazumaji all the way down?!

@cultofthelamb.bsky.social Would you recommend starting a new save when Woolhaven comes out? It would be a bummer if the DLC only adds end game content.

Office dress codes are mostly to control people. Hair colour, tattoos, piercings or any other type of self expression has zero bearing on a person's ability to work in an office but people love to act like it does.

This is exactly what I imagine when Ellen makes puns and someone from off screen is booing her ♥️

Sigh...

*gets back into cosplay for the first time in 6 years*

CAP! I AM BITING THEM! 😩

as a green haired idiot myself, I love how you draw my favourite green haired idiot ♥️

I think I was there when you first started talking about this. I can't wait to read whatever you do with it <3

“After two glorious years at the helm of this wonderful company, I have decided that being CEO during the release of Mechahitler was honestly a pretty bad vibe.”

It's weird as fuck that people still call tumblr dead. I never left and it doesn't feel any emptier than before.

Most tumblr users don't try to convince people that it's still alive and it might be better that way but it's still funny as fuck 👍🏼

As someone who never left tumblr, I think it was just consistent. All other social media just got more and more unbearable until it was comparatively the best. The lack of algorithm and AI bullshit also is a big factor. Tumblr is the last bastion of the old internet.

I'm nonbinary in a "I don't even identify with the concept of gender as a whole and I'm still not 100% convinced that people who do, aren't collectively pranking me" kinda way. I guess I'm transmasc because I do want T. I'm bisexual because who I'm into is vibes based, idc about sex or gender at all

"Never put a face on a machine. Even giving it a name confuses people's brains too much."

My grandmother said that after seeing Sophia the robot in 2017 and back then I rolled my eyes at her because my first thought was putting googly eyes on a roomba.
I'm sorry for rolling my eyes, Oma :(

Didn't know that was a thing. Yikes... I never used the owl app so I can't speak to their quality or viable alternatives but let me know when you find one :)

Didn't the owl recently announce that they're gonna do lots of AI bullshit?

Adorable and full of optimism?

Turns out that trying to talk to about two dozen people at a time makes you worse at conversation. Who knew? Definitely not my extrovert ass 😂👍🏼

That's such a luxury problem to have 😂 I actually had to convince someone that Waluigi isn't my actual government name that my parents gave me 😂

@sleeplesscap.bsky.social I don't have your discord anymore, could you DM me?

The eternal curse of my lack of artistic ability to draw my childhood Naruto OCs 😭 They are so cool and powerful

The only thing I know about Arcane is that nobody in that show is allowed to be happy for more than 5 minutes, especially not the gays

TO BE KNOWN IS TO BE LOVED 😭

CAP! I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU! 😭

I’m comparing him to Hitler, in case this wasn’t overt enough for some people.