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A Nick Charles

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Real Seattle Private Eye. Former USAF SF, former fed, current rapscallion husband, & always an entertainer of a cocktail.

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EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

10.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€ Be safe!

10.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every military member and veteran who sees those first three: β€œOh, we were just getting those to tell the troops they’re going to be deployedβ€”oh shi…”.

10.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seattle Opera trolls TimothΓ©e Chalamet with promo code offer β€œUse promo code TIMOTHEE.”

Seattle Opera trolls TimothΓ©e Chalamet with promo code offer

08.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

JetBlue is eepy. Let it rest?

10.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

-A war where the US (probably) committed war crimes, unseated an elderly dictator and replaced it with…his son, disrupted world commerce and economies, killed innocent people and our troops, is tanking our economy, is an illegal war…and makes Russia/China richer.

10.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were willing to shut down commissaries on military bases. They were willing to shut down child care and schooling on military bases. The chow hall on a remote base was running out of staffing/food for active duty military in Alaska.

Then spend a billion a day to go to a pointless war.

10.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Motherfuck him and John Wayne.

10.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Elmer Fudd (with spear and magic helmet!) stabbing a hole in the ground with rabbit tracks leading to it.

Elmer Fudd (with spear and magic helmet!) stabbing a hole in the ground with rabbit tracks leading to it.

KILL DA WABBIT! KILL DA WABBIT! KILL DA WAAAAABBIT!!!

#WhatsOperaDoc

10.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Congrats to new CEO Markwayne Mullin

09.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 364 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12390 πŸ” 7501 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

My god they are all 4.

09.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Donald J. Trump Y @realDonald Trump
Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT
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3/8/26, 6:54 PM

Donald J. Trump Y @realDonald Trump Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT 362 ReTruths 1.25k Likes 3/8/26, 6:54 PM

posts u make when things r definitely going well

08.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 2813 πŸ” 417 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 90

170 dead schoolgirls, an ancient city flattened, 7 dead US soldiers, $110 a barrel, gas prices doubled - and all to replace an 86 year old dictator with his son.

09.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 399 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5

You, in another decade

08.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, yeah. It has a fully stocked bar, a nice rug that is ALWAYS REPLACED (when there’s good help), and is clean.

…just don’t look in the bathroom sink.

#Archer

08.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

08.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 5937 πŸ” 3444 πŸ’¬ 285 πŸ“Œ 234

β€œYou see this one? It’s a t-shirt with Marilyn Monroe with tattoos doing gang signs. I got it in Wildwood!, NJ. Everything must go at this place. It’s wild, they have everything. It says occupy Margaritaville on this hat, we should invade them next, who knows where it is or what they’re up to.”

08.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HEY! I worked the goddamned thing! (ONCE. And that was all it took.)

**Shudder**

08.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes yes treason etc but also can we talk about "they'll tell me things my own country won't tell me"

my man, that's called "getting played". you got played

07.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 698 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

08.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ll see if he cracks under pressure! 😜

08.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hockey player (goalie) with the last name β€œGrout”.

Hockey player (goalie) with the last name β€œGrout”.

Mrs. Charles: β€œHe probably fills the crease well.”

Me: β€œHe’s a filler player.”

…

β€œHe plays gritty though.”

πŸ˜ƒ

08.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Seattle Thunderbirds WHL hockey team members on the ice in warmups.

Seattle Thunderbirds WHL hockey team members on the ice in warmups.

Date night watching the next generation of hockey!

08.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…it is time to shut them down.

08.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 8240 πŸ” 2105 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 38
The Seattle Torrent ice hockey team looking at the coach on the ice.

The Seattle Torrent ice hockey team looking at the coach on the ice.

The Seattle Torrent at practice!!!

07.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Seattle Torrent ice hockey goalies with coach on the ice all taking knees.

The Seattle Torrent ice hockey goalies with coach on the ice all taking knees.

Goalies!

07.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more.

They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.

07.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 4757 πŸ” 1918 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 30
LED board at the end of an ice rink with the Seattle Torrent ice hockey logo. A US and Canada flag are next to it.

LED board at the end of an ice rink with the Seattle Torrent ice hockey logo. A US and Canada flag are next to it.

An ice hockey rink with benches and people in the foreground. A zamboni is on the ice.

An ice hockey rink with benches and people in the foreground. A zamboni is on the ice.

Season ticket holder special event: Seattle Torrent practice at the Iceplex!

07.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0